Martin Read

Brilliant stuff @krishgm - enjoyed that. It’s all very depressing, but well played.

@TonyIncenzo @NonLeaguePaper @NonLeagueCrowd Absolutely lived for this back in the day, Tony. An inspirational publication that I’m sure inspired many fanzine editors later in the decade.

I am humbled to see a tweet today about the national Non-League football magazine I launched when I was 21 years old @NonLeaguePaper @NonLeagueCrowd

@RichRJohnstone No one, Richard.

Whose this for? bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@ChiefWorkplace @razza_699 I can tell you the tube was barely functioning today, complete chaos. Lord alone knows how you guys will get on tomorrow. Think I’ll be wishing you more luck for the travel than I will the match.

@razza_699 Because the tube is running today so it'd have been too easy! 🙈

Do we know why the fixture wasn't today with nothing being on at Wembley? #oafc

@JeremyClarkson Put them all in the same smaller car. A one off, driver-points only event with no mandatory stops, tyres or any of that nonsense. Maybe change the car each year, for sponsorship purposes. But start by getting them in Caterham Sevens or some such.

I know how they can make Monaco more exciting.

🏆 Win the chance to receive 2x standard tickets to see the new FA Cup winners take on Wolves on Tuesday at 8pm, courtesy of @ComAve_official. To enter: 🔵Follow @ComAve_official 🔴Retweet this post Entries will close at 12pm on 18th May and a winner drawn shortly after #CPFC

It’s about that time again @LisaKnappMusic. Welcome to your month.

@Baddiel The comments, sheesh - what a blast from the past. Where’s John Sablosky?

Clearing out a shed I am reunited with what was once my prized possession. Ancient boarders will instantly recognise a Sims Taperkick and lime-green Kryptonics.

@jnthnwd @Baddiel Skuda , bloody hell.

@Baddiel In 50 years I've managed to upgrade from Skuda to Škoda

Love this idea Jay.

Hey, @SadiqKhan! Are you worried that when the Silvertown Tunnel opens next month, you’ll have to answer really awkward questions about how bad it is for pollution? Why not, on the same day, announce that the Rotherhithe Tunnel will be converted to pedestrians and bikes only?

Twice now good ol’ Microsoft Excel has been invoked as a blocker here at #WPFUT25 - truly tech’s invincible cockroach

“For those of you appearing in real time…” oh yes, eh-up, it’s #AI at #WPFUT25 (too much hand wringing for real humans, these folk)

@__jodie___ Tweet of the year.

I don’t care about Cindy and her gluttonous minge, nor Ian’s inevitable heart attack or Elaine’s panto shrieks. Give me 10:35pm emaciated, evil Bianca. Skin, bones and ginger hair. I want to feel like I’m watching The Walking Dead. I want her to eat him. 💅🏼#EastEnders

Another cracking @WealdstoneProg for today’s @WealdstoneFC match against Rochdale. @ElmslieEnder on ‘three wins & a draw’, a young and dedicated ’Fan in the Stand’ and @timparks3 on Johnny Haynes (my Dad’s favourite footballer). Thank you @MarkHyde13 and all involved. UTS!

Dear @ChiefWorkplace please pass on to @OfficialOAFC our sincere thanks for the mighty @A_reidx whose goal put @WealdstoneFC through to the second round today.

@ChiefWorkplace @OfficialOAFC I think a hat trick on his debut says it all, Simone!

@OfficialOAFC @Martin_Read Good Luck 😂 Let us know how he does!

🤝 We wish Alex Reid well as he joins Wealdstone on loan until January. #oafc

Next to announce, is the #IWFMWinner for IWFM Newcomer of the Year, sponsored by @14forty. Congratulations to Brooke Whitman, CBRE @CBRE! #IWFMAwards2024

Next to announce is the Team of the Year: Public or Third Sector category, sponsored by @TorkUK. We have another highly commended accolade so well done to St. Vincent’s University Hospital Team, Bidvest Noonan @BidvestNoonan! #IWFMAwards2024 (1/2)

Moving on to the Best SME Led Innovation category, sponsored by Waste to Wonder Worldwide. Hauling the sector into the 21st century, DMA Group & BiO® - You are an #IWFMWinner! #IWFMAwards2024