Mediocre White Guy.

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@GBPolitcs @kitty_donaldson Welcome the fuck aboard.

🚨NEW: A Cabinet minister has said they have lost patience with Keir Starmer [@kitty_donaldson]

@HeadWarriorTWM Ffs….😂😂😂😂 I started laughing as soon as they pulled up. Absolutely superb.!

I am currently on a Laurel and Hardy kick. When you consider how old this is it still strikes me as genius. Apparently Maggie Smith loved this. She had taste. It is still genius.

@TalkTV @adamboultonTABB @JuliaHB1 His big fat red face says it all.

💥Julia Hartley-Brewer repeatedly asks journalist Adam Boulton if he is still friends with Peter Mandelson. @adamboultonTABB: "I don't know..." @JuliaHB1: "So you're still friends with a man who carried on being mates with a man who was raping 14-year-olds."

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

This you, Jon?

@KemiBadenoch @seledka_vodka You’re going the right way to getting my vote.

Keir Starmer didn’t answer my questions today. But he did tell Parliament that his Ambassador in Washington was a risk to our national security. That is shocking. I’ve been granted an emergency debate tomorrow so I can keep pressing to get to the bottom of this mess.

@saniyafatma1278 Indeed. But it starts with the teachers. And they have none of the above.

Sorry to disappoint, but I am in Clacton right now. 👋

THE SUNDAY TIMES: A STATEMENT FROM RICHARD TICE MP, DEPUTY LEADER OF REFORM UK   The Sunday Times is still crawling all my business career in the hope of dredging up some more obscure technical issues from years ago. They openly admit their "journalism" is a joint venture with a senior Labour Party activist. This smear campaign is getting ridiculous. As a result, I now appear to have a debenture slot on the front page as they rehash the same old dividend story. The Sunday Times article features assumptions, numbers and dates that are simply incorrect. Like the rest of us, they and their Labour Party tax experts sometimes make mistakes. It is all extremely technical: good luck keeping up. Meanwhile, the Financial Times has been busy calling up former work colleagues and advisers from my past, trying to find some dirt. This is what we, at Reform UK, are now up against.   In a highly successful career spanning 40 years, I have done business in 12 countries across three continents, and been a director of more than 150 companies. I have helped build thousands of homes, creating thousands of jobs and generating hundreds of millions of value for shareholders and investors along with many tens of millions of tax for HMRC. I am very proud of this record. Throughout this career I have taken professional tax advice and have always paid everything that I was advised to pay.   Here’s the reality: tax efficiency is a basic corporate responsibility and duty to shareholders. A long career with multiple businesses is bound to feature some errors. Naturally I am always happy to put things right and if numbers need rechecking, of course I will pay what is owed – be that more or less. It is worth noting that last time my political enemies did this to me, during the Brexit referendum, HMRC concluded that I had significantly overpaid.   It is a measure of Reform UK’s success that Establishment media is coming after me in this way. Senior elements within News UK seem very unhappy about how well we are doing. Doubtless this will not be the last time, and I will not be the last target. Certain journalists are determined to put the worst possible gloss on everything I have done.   Meanwhile they wilfully ignore the highly questionable accounting of millions of pounds in Labour Party Properties Ltd. By any objective measure, this is a much simpler and more shocking story - but we are not in the land of objectivity here.   The relentless effort to tarnish my good name is the kind of behaviour that deters other successful business people from going into politics. The consequences are very real - as we can all see with the current Labour Cabinet, which is entirely devoid of business experience. The result? A flatlining economy and dire public services. All in a nation facing humiliation on the world stage.   After several weeks of this treatment, I won’t be indulging the Sunday Times any further. I am working flat out for my constituents and campaigning for the local elections. If my primary interest were making money, I wouldn’t be giving everything I’ve got to trying to save our country.   PS: It is worth noting that we have the longest tax code in the world at circa 24,000 pages and counting, whereas Hong Kong’s is less than 500 pages.   Richard Tice MP, Deputy Leader, Reform UK

@TedUrchin 😂

Yes. Starmer continues to grow in stature. A bloody great Prime Minister and just what this country needed, right here, right now.

@Goosey30111568 What happened to the ‘big drop’ thingy you said was gonna happen last night? I think your sauces have got some questionable ingredients in them.

My Sauces close to No10 tell me. KeirWrong-Un is desperately looking for a way to Prorogue Parliament before Wednesday. So he can avoid PMQ's. Typical cowardly response to scrutiny.

@Dad_2_The_Bone The smell oak gives off whilst it’s being machined.

What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.

@DPJHodges I just want to know when Starmer has resigned, Dan. All this is becoming tiresome.

So today we've literally had three new explanations from inside No.10. a) Downing Street found out on Tuesday. b) Downing Street found out last Friday. c) Downing Street found out in March. It's complete anarchy.

🚨 NEW: The Independent's Political Editor, David Maddox, has published messages showing No 10 was told last September that Peter Mandelson may have failed security vetting

"Too far for Ronaldo to think about it" 👀

A group of young Kestrels seeing a butterfly for the first time

This is worth repeating: I never cared that you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat, and I never cared what color you were until you started blaming me for your problems. I never cared about your political affiliation until you started condemning me for mine. I really never even cared where you were born until you wanted to erase my history and blame my ancestors for your problems. I never even cared if your beliefs were different from mine until you said my beliefs were wrong. But now I care. My patience and tolerance are gone, and I am not alone in feeling like this. There are millions of us who feel like this.

Just read on X a pile of old shit from Sky’s alleged political editor @BethRigby in which she trotted out Starmer’s defence that he didn’t know Mandelson had failed his security vetting, That’s not her job. Starmer has comms to do that. Her job, on behalf of viewers/voters is to take Starmer’s story apart. Nobody in their right mind believes Starmer wasn’t party to the cover-up. Just to post crap on X or broadcast it on Sky News is beyond poor. Journalism is about investigation and revelation. Not PR for a lying Prime Minister.