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@McCorkengoggles

I have literally no idea dude

Phoenix, AZ Beigetreten Ağustos 2010
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joe
joe@spinningjoe·
are coffee shops only open during the school summer holidays then
Lord Balthazar MBE@LordBalthazar85

@THemingford Coffee shop waitress isn’t a job you do when you want to pay a mortgage and have kids. It’s a summer job for young kids. If you want to make it “cover the cost of living” then coffee (and everything else especially food) gets more expensive as with every minimum wage increase.

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Dr. Alex Zawacki
Dr. Alex Zawacki@achillghost·
It’s probably fine that vast swathes zoomers and younger millennials exist in a kind of permanent internalized panopticon in which all actions are assumed to be (and interpreted as) performances for a viewer
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️@SketchesbyBoze

Most of life occurs in those ten-minute stretches where nothing seems to be happening. You’d be shocked at how much reading you can get done while you’re standing in line or riding the subway. There’s no such thing as “performative reading” when we are in a literacy crisis.

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Jody S. Laughter∴
Jody S. Laughter∴@Lubbockist·
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Micky D
Micky D@DeMickyD·
Yo Spyro! Do a sweet kickflip or I'll continue to hold the eggs of your kin for ransom
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n x d@nxd1979·
no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect
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Nick
Nick@NickZararis·
If I wrote the sentence “Tom Brady and Logan Paul are working a staged beef to promote a flag football game on behalf of Saudi Arabia and the Fanatics monopoly” 5 years ago I’d have been institutionalized
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UG💸@dfw_ugo·
when you told bro you'd give him a ride home but yall jus got paid today
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Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰
The life of a boomer: - Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job - College tuition cost 6 blueberries - Worked at one company for 30 years - Bought a house at 22 on one income - Wife could stay home & raise the kids - Monthly mortgage cost less than Netflix today - Networking happened at the strip club - “Work hard & you’ll get ahead” was actually true - Promotions meant life changing money & not just a pizza party - Passed on their generational trauma to their kids - Rode a historic bull market into retirement with a fat pension - Sold their house for 30x what they paid - Enjoy their social security checks while the fund runs out of money - Tell their kids to stop buying lattes
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🥂@MishimaFudanshi·
I don't think there's any other society in the world where people are willing to do the government's work just out of pure cruelty
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Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson@AaronWilson_NFL·
#Texans Azeez Al-Shaair on being fined by #NFL 'I understand it's a fine. It's bigger than me. It makes people uncomfortable. Imagine how those people feel? There's people dying. I'm a human being and I care' @KPRC2
Aaron Wilson@AaronWilson_NFL

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Source: #Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair fined $11,593 by #NFL for personal message violation for eyeblack he wore in #Steelers game: 'Stop The Genocide' @KPRC2 click2houston.com/sports/2026/01…

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Meggy
Meggy@igetsoinspired·
I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing
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