Almighty Me

@Dat_jesky @Jim7Tin @Blessed20999715 @HeisPromzy1 Everything na simp for una eye Even common sense sef All this bots sef.

@Jim7Tin @Blessed20999715 @HeisPromzy1 Fuck mehn!!!! No wonder women dey mumu plenty men ohhh.... Simps plenty ohhh.... OK school me, how do comma work? Why do I even bother with all this unverified mugus

My dad sabi, fuck!!!

@Lanre_Akorede @SavvyRinu @BOTAD01 $tfu you Bot

@SavvyRinu @BOTAD01 Go try it again!! That was when boys were liberal. Conservative consciousness is everywhere in SW at the moment. Try it now n see if you will Kollect or not🫡

This was me in front of the Lagos state house of assembly confronting the Lagos state deputy governor. We slept there for days in a blockade. I was in front of the Ikeja police station for 2 good days without bathing. You won’t rewrite history.

@blackhasbullah @KingBobIIV @PumpkinGator He obviously was, literally the first thing written, you didn't read it well, so you can have a better argument? You should.

@KingBobIIV @PumpkinGator why did god not warn Jesus (God)that he would be crucified ?

Why do Muslims never talk about how Muhammad died and who killed him and why?

@AdeniyiAbdulsa3 @FinestDoveTruth Run along

@FinestDoveTruth E no sweet me as I dey read am sha

My guy came to see me for my apartment that year, he found me grinding pepper(with manual blender) for the food wey my babe go cook. I saw that his countenance changed. Baba couldn’t believe say I fit blend pepper. 😂 😂 😂 😂 To me, I just wanted to ease her stress by grinding pepper and fetching water (well water) before I leave her to do the cooking.. But my guy wasn’t having it. As soon as we stepped out, he made a joke that “WE ALREADY KNOW PEOPLE WEY THEIR WIFE GO DEY CONTROL INSIDE MARRIAGE” Make I no lie….. E pain me……..😭 Emi odindin Olamide Nursing department ABU Zaria….. 😹😹😹😹 But as God will have it, we were to go out together the following week, so he was taking too long and I decided to go to his house to hurry him. Guess weytin I meet my guy Dey do?? 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 Baba Dey wash plate!!! As he finish, he had to sweep. Guess weytin girlfriend dey do??? Mama Dey watch tiktok LMAO 🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 Back story; The babe even say she no go cook unless he wash plate…. For me, my babe no demand am, na me just wan help, just to pacify her as I would be leaving her all alone despite coming to visit me. For him, he was mandated to do it. 😂 Guess what I said as soon as we stepped out???? With full energy!!!!!!! I said “TRULY WE ALREADY KNOW PEOPLE WEY THEIR WIFE GO DEY CONTROL INSIDE MARRIAGE” E pain am😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

@aicilef22 @hypetribeng He's not lyrical ke It's not Omah you're listening to then

@hypetribeng Like he said, visuals aside and personality. he has the best sound in the game. He's not lyrical but his sound is crazy. very pure

“Im the best in this shi*t, i dont wanna be bragging too much, im the best when you put the whole Afrobeats category. The only person i put myself alongside is Burna boy, Burna is stup!d there, apart from burna its me, even like burna too, its just me. I feel some type of way when they put me in these categories. No don’t do that, im the greatest, it’s there, look at it.” — Omah Lay

@Skizzy421631 @ThedrawQueen Pls stop that, we have no more to contribute, even for diabetes Take care of your health.

@ThedrawQueen I can ooo just gimme gala and Caprison am ok 🥹😩

Can you go a week without eating swallow??? Me: I no fit 😂

@babaadejo246 @OneBigEmry @afrisagacity You think it's everyone that is normal here This is one the abnormal ones And they are very plenty on here.

@OneBigEmry @afrisagacity You made sense in a post I saw of you just now. How is it that in less than 5 minutes, you're here undoing what you did earlier?

“Can you hear what is happening in Jos? Bandits massacred people there and insecurity is festering. Tinubu does nothing. You still went ahead to campaign for him and the APC. I will disown you as my mother.” - A young man talking to his mother who is an APC supporter.✍️

@shalomdfirst @oku_yungx You can't be busy 24/7 The demons come when you're trying to close your eye.

@oku_yungx Get busy

What’s the most powerful way to fight anxiety and depression without relying on medication?

@Abujageneral @Fag_Raphl @nuJay4r If you send am for me, i go tell you thank you

@Me11Almighty @Fag_Raphl @nuJay4r Addiction for 1k?? Come on bruhh

*somone wins 300k with 300 naira* random føol: Omo why you no put 3k? that's 3million omo you waste odds

@Abujageneral @Fag_Raphl @nuJay4r That’s where addiction comes in and we don’t do that here

@Fag_Raphl @nuJay4r Bro u gazz risk that 1k tbh

@EssentialMastry You have probably not met Nigerians They can misquote anything especially when you're silent

a reminder

Let’s see your mute list 🙂😂

@Bigccgol @gs_otis I just bath around 00:12 for outside under this fresh moon sef, as i go inside, i look myself for mirror pass sef, and i do this every day I even entered kitchen to boil water for tea Na them sabi fr

@gs_otis This one thinks we are still in the 90s… na me look myself for mirror pass after midnight. Sometimes i begin waka the whole house dey find food. Abi na when i even comot outside by 2-3am just to collect breeze and pack my clothes outside… no vex me oo

Watch and thank me later 💀💀💀

@Ozedikus Sure but no cast am Because even right now, I'm thinking about what Ozedikus Nwanne would do

Sometimes I no even know Weytin I dey do lol

@terrificprodigy None bro, if she's clean

@Collette001 @currentiyke They said action movie, the only difference is the one made and produced by Koreans Nobody is talking about those love movies y'all watch o

@currentiyke So una don dey watch kdrama now. I tight it was mainly for girls?

I need you guys to watch Korean action movies

@thisisWurlD Yes, but location issue for me

“Show you off” is 10yrs on may 5th. An intimate concert for us? #AskWurlD

@DrealAlakoriGuy @AnnSogunro Adviser, y'all always telling people how to feel Talmbout let it slide.

@AnnSogunro Good Will definitely heal you from that...I can feel it .. take it easy ...I know you have forgiven her...try do let it slide

My eldest sister gave birth, and I was told to go help her out as it was her first child. I was there, and I decided to go to the market to get some clothes for myself, I brought the clothes home, and was testing it for my sister to tell me if it's okay or not. I wore the first one, and as I tried on the second one, my sister said ha, don't come and use clothes to snatch my husband, I said sister what did you say? She repeated it again, then I knew it was my time to leave. I stayed for a while and left. Some few years later, I got married and later found out they things wasn't so well with them, she called me and I offered to send some money to her which she agreed. Some minutes later she called me back again and said I'm the one using her glory. The sisterhood bond between us broke that day till today.

@UglyFirstSon @wearkhings @Jetlibaba @Asuzu89 @abs_special @SirDavidBent Use male or female cousin

@wearkhings @Jetlibaba @Asuzu89 @abs_special @SirDavidBent Okay thank you

lol my cousin sis chased me from her house on a rainy day cus of bread😂 Funny but sad, I was just a fresher in school and since she’s been in the school, I decided to stay with her till I get my own hostel, she came back from work on Friday, bought bread…

@Kalelflyy I no believe walai Money no dey