CTRLMelo
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CTRLMelo
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Pre free agency mock draft! Obviously guessing the direction each team is heading in (e.g. Barker boom/bust to Seattle as I predict they're rebuilding) so will update it after free agency




Nothing like the imagination of teenage boys. They can't manage to keep their rooms clean, but they can come up with and execute this perfectly. 😂😂

They BOTH caught the lob and dunked it 😭

Incase you missed it.. someone stole 12 tons of KitKat bars off a truck in Italy.. 414,000 bars.. just vanished.. the truck was heading to Poland and it never arrived.. Nestlé confirmed it wasn't a stunt.. someone genuinely pulled off a chocolate heist worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.. and nobody got caught.. so now KitKat trucks in Canada are rolling with full presidential-level security.. four black SUVs.. red flags.. like they're transporting nuclear codes.. the chocolate is still missing.. Nestlé launched a "Stolen KitKat Tracker" so you can check if your bar came from the stolen batch.. and the marketing team turned the biggest L of the quarter into the most viral campaign of the year.. someone in Nestlé's boardroom looked at a $500K loss and said "this is the ad budget".. and honestly.. it worked better than anything they could've planned

How does this make you feel about your favorite team? 🧐

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US and Iran expected to close a deal tonight, CNN reports.



Ooh, now you're letting go 🌕 As our Artemis II astronauts prepare to leave the lunar sphere of influence and return to Earth's gravitational pull, they listened to "Tokyo Drifting," by Denzel Curry and Glass Animals, as their wakeup song.












