Melissa Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

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Melissa Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

Melissa Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

@Melmis

Democrat. Dogs. Dancer. Krav Maga. Meditation. Golfer. Hiker. Tech writer. ISD. Historian. Proud liberal. U of Toronto and Mi Tech grad. Go Pack Go! No DMs

Maryland, USA Beigetreten Aralฤฑk 2008
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Melissa Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’› retweetet
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
MAR-A-LAGO IS IN PALMS BEACH COUNTY. THE MOST REPUBLICAN SPOT IN THE UNIVERSE. TRUMP ENDORSED A REPUBLICAN, JON MAPLES, WHO REPRESENTED THAT REPUBLICAN OASIS. AND HE STILL LOST! DONALD TRUMP IS NOW REPRESENTED BY A DEMOCRAT. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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@Melmis I went "oh snaps" someone is getting either fired or bombed, no pun intended
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@mckaycoppins @chrislhayes @TheAtlantic as long online gambling have been around, ppl are now having meltdowns like inside trding. I guess office pools will be next. If you have a problem, they always encourage to get some help same as lottery. So many important issues to report.
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Melissa Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›
@manuraven74 @StLouisMeg @FormerListless @officer_Lew @SameOldNancy @KickboxerEsq When us women gotta pee, we gotta pee. I broke up a Packers and Bills fan fighting in Buffalo because they were blocking the ladies room at the stadium! I literally moved them out of my way! That Krav Maga training still comes in handy! They bought me a Coke and popcorn after!
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Officer Lew@officer_Lewยท
BREAKING๐Ÿšจ: Maryland is seriously debating putting tampons in the MEN'S bathrooms at Baltimore Ravens and Orioles stadiums. Democrat Delegate Ken Kerr, who supports the bill, insisted the tampons must be โ€œappropriately sized.โ€ Republican Delegate Kathy Szeliga hit back: โ€œWhat does โ€˜appropriately sized tamponsโ€™ even mean? Where exactly does a biological male put these?โ€ This is where your tax dollars and priorities are going, folks. Clown world. ๐Ÿคก
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The fact that Mormons believe that looking at a brass serpent on a staff could cure you is mind boggling to me.
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LEGO Joseph Smith
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My wife was formerly promiscuous. But now she's antimiscuous.
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Ive been alive 33 years and I just realized the saying is "Open Says Me" and not "Open Sesame"
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@manuraven74 @StLouisMeg @FormerListless @officer_Lew @SameOldNancy @KickboxerEsq You know to be honest. If anyone in the ladies room man or woman is peeing outside the stall I will get upset! And I ainโ€™t gonna lie my ass is gone into the manโ€™s room before when the line for the ladies is 50 deep and there is no one in the Menโ€™s! I just yell my eyes are closed!
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@manuraven74 John some of us have time for spaces because we got laid off in Trumpโ€™s Golden Age.
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Do whatever you gotta do Melissa
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people are spending their time bashing and arguing with 95 year old William Shatner. there is no fucking way anyone can see this and think, this is normal.
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