Melissa Nelson 🇺🇸🟧🇨🇦🇺🇦💚💛

@joenahnah Thank God the average person doesn’t post pictures celebrating that holiday

Just found out today is National Nude Day. I...don't have any further comment. 😂

@JayceHall @RadioactiveIM3 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I apologize… monument… but my point still stands

@Melmis @RadioactiveIM3 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS They’re not parks. And that was the problem, the monument designation bypassed any controls, and were expanded to purposefully limit the state’s access to natural resources

Dear President @realDonaldTrump @POTUS , Rather than destroy our national parks in Utah, seize all china owned farmland (pay them a very modest sum for it) and do your thing there. Leave the National Parks alone. Pristine wilderness is meant to remain that way. Not everything has to be drilled or built .

@Paul_La_Capria @JS9511606021086 Exactly what is an LDS type?

@Melmis @JS9511606021086 Oh... I see.... because the world DOESN"T WORK THAT WAY??? You LDS types.....

I don't write on here daily trying to convince myself or anyone else that The Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints is true. I'm not trying to coerce anyone. I just like testifying what I know to be true. I feel like my religion is the only one that makes complete sense.

@ronsterd89 Supper is more formal older word. Back before people had electricity they would dine before dark and sup by candlelight.. but now it is more of a cultural thing. My family always had dinner and my ex husbands always had supper

Can someone explain the difference between Dinner and Supper? In my house it was always Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner! Where the heck did SUPPER come from?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kariwarburton ❤️❤️❤️❤️

We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.

The way the chickenshits just sit there and act like this is normal

@Paul_La_Capria @JS9511606021086 Yeah that’s not paranoid at all! Not at all!!

@Melmis @JS9511606021086 Yes of course, all of these robotic accounts that have appeared out of nowhere shilling for the LDS church are just organic. They're Humbots bought and paid for by the LDS church.

@EricCMeadows Personally I think it’s the difference between a sauna and an oven.. neither are exactly comfortable

You weaklings in Salt Lake who complain about 109°… It’s going to get to 95° here today, plus humidity. A humid 95° is worse than a dry 109°

@NotTheBaptizer @JS9511606021086 I am more interested in people who try to prove their church is true instead of proving others are false and that goes for both Mormons and non Mormons! Tell me why you believe what you believe without bashing others!

@JS9511606021086 Here's the truth❤️

@Paul_La_Capria @JS9511606021086 Whose payroll??

@JS9511606021086 Gaslighting LDS skullduggery from yet another Humbot LDS grifter on the payroll.

Trumps father had dementia… so how does his race horse theory affect that?

@manuraven74 Too funny! Is Joe single? I can set him up with my neighbor who tells people they have to take their dogs across the parking lot to pee.. little does she know my dog lifts his leg on her car tire on a regular basis..she would lose it if she did!

Nathan's Neighborhood Chronicles #109 Trash Talk & Right Hooks Thriving Tuesday to absolutely everyone in X land and beyond! ☀️ It's been a minute since we checked in on our former HOA president Joe, the self-appointed King of Trash Can Etiquette. This man used to patrol the neighborhood like a caffeine-fueled bloodhound—if your bin was still curbside at 6:01 PM, Joe knew. He knew everyone's can. Man's memory for plastic receptacles was borderline supernatural. So yesterday I'm pulling up to the house and what do I see? Joe, in full vigilante mode, personally escorting stray trash cans back to their rightful driveways like some geriatric Good Samaritan. Wholesome, right? Wrong. He gets to Victor's place—another 60-something legend who hates Joe with the fire of a thousand HOA violation letters. These two have history thicker than Baltimore humidity. Victor spots him and immediately goes full property rights warrior: "Get off my property, asshole!" Joe, never one to miss a beat, fires back with the classic: "F you, you effing degenerate!" And just like that, we're cooking with gasoline. I'm four houses down, creeping closer like a kid at the circus, giggling like I'm seven years old again. This was premium entertainment. Better than cable. Joe keeps poking the bear: "You ain't gonna do shit." Famous last words. Victor steps out, shoves Joe. Joe—looking like a slightly slower, HOA-flavored Smokin' Joe Frazier—shoves back, squares up, and BOOM. Drops Victor cleaner than a bad Tinder date. One punch, lights out, third-period French class vibes. Victor stumbles up like a newborn deer. I finally jog in (referee mode activated) and declare, "Victor, you're done, champ." I help the man inside before things escalated to Round 2, then escort Joe back to his house like the responsible adult I pretend to be. Joe dusts himself off, smirks, and says, "Not bad for an old white guy." Sir... the neighborhood is undefeated at providing chaos. Thank you for reading the latest installment of Nathan's Neighborhood Chronicles. Back tomorrow for more tales from the wild suburbs of Baltimore County. Stay savage, stay safe, and for the love of all things holy—bring your damn trash cans in. Be well, everyone! 😂

858 days until the next presidential election! 112 days until the midterms! Know YOUR issues and vote for them, your vote is YOUR voice. Protect it and Use it!! Whether your district is red or blue..vote the way YOU want to vote!!

@IslandPark2023 Do these people not know who Michael Landon was? They would totally call him woke now. That’s insane

When the far-right members of my faith say they won't watch Netflix's Little House on the Prairie because it'll be too woke. 😂🤦‍♀️

@janet_gart87502 Wow!!

here it is

@nosoupforgeorge This is true! And less painful!

@Melmis Can always try watching water boil instead.

Hard pass.

@nosoupforgeorge Yeah I did that last time he was on TV.. lol

@Melmis You know, you could just settle for watching paint dry.

@WarSpog @dinahaddie I have lost all my family but my mom. I miss the annoying phone calls and would give anything to be annoyed again

@WarSpog @dinahaddie One day he will be gone and you will miss those calls! Stop whining

Old people love calling you after they text you to see if you got their text.