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Matt M.

Matt M.

@Merkprof

Jedi. Professor. CEO of your mom. These are my views and do not necessarily represent everyone's views, including my employer ​and probably my wife.

SLC, UT Beigetreten Ekim 2008
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If there isn’t an aging rock band in upstate New York playing dive bars on the weekend named Viagra Falls, I’ll be disappointed.
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I speak for all men when I say we are ready to give women pockets. Deep, practical, stylish pockets. On any piece of clothing you want. But you have to give up Christmas cards. Forever.
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The Globe@GlobeSLCC·
New logo...who dis?
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If there isn’t a auto salvage yard in the world called the “Carsmashians”, I’m going to be disappointed.
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Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson·
There has never in my lifetime been a Congressional hearing more damning to a President. Never. This makes Watergate’s darkest moments look like a bridge club meeting.
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@Merk That tracks.
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@Merkprof Guaranteed he puts it on his steak and mashed potatoes, like a child.
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I know this is not a main point, but what was the ketchup for? Chickie Nugs? Tater tots?
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@hotskillet Steak with ketchup. That’s actually worse. 😔
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If you invite me to your house you better have animals. Because I plan to be anti-social and give them all my attention.
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If men bore children, abortion rights would have been established for over 200 years. #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS
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ESPN@espn·
THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD‼️
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Alexie Zollinger@alexiewritesslc·
If I look like I am paralyzed with nerves… it’s because I was! Regardless I’m always glad to have an opportunity to talk about mental health, @Merkprof made some excellent comments about de-stigmatizing mental health conversation and treatment! ❤️
Jonny Tollestrup@JonnyTalkz

Now we've got @amelia_cremer with @Merkprof and @alexiewritesslc talking about seasonal affective disorder and how we can talk about mental health issues in college and beyond!

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If The Madolorian is Star Wars’ western, The Book of Boba Fett is Star Wars’ mob series.
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Patricia Correll@Author_PCorrell·
Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that. Murderer:
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What’s your “home River?” Mine is the Susquehanna
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Zac Hodge@SLCCRadioGuy·
I couldn't be happier that Buster Posey's final baseball game was a loss to the @Dodgers
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