Merrill Markoe

@greggwmitchell Thank you Gregg. That is so kind.

.@Merrillmarkoe is a late-night comedy writing pioneer & icon - she received WGAW's Paddy Chayefsky Laurel Award for Television Writing Achievement in 2020, and it was fun to work with her as moderator of WGAW's 101 Best Written TV Series tribute event in 2013, as well as a Guild PAC fundraiser with Samantha Bee, "In Her Words" screening series Q&A in 2019, et al. - on the latest season of #Hacks, she's still spinning comedy gold! @StreamOnMax @TheWrap thewrap.com/hacks-season-4…

@Merrillmarkoe Are you serving snacks?

I left. You can now find me at @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social under my controversial nom de plum Merrill Markoe. Or on my beloved (free) substack page merrillmarkoe.substack.com . Join me, won't you?

Like many others, this site has now grossed me out one time too many. I tried to hang on. The editorial overview is too grim. You can find me now at bsky.app/profile/merril… or the site where I actually write pieces: @merrillmarkoe?utm_source=user-menu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@merrillmarkoe…

@larainenewman May I suggest a trip to Costco. Since they started their Christmas displays in July, they should be an Easter wonderland by now.

@GregBernhard @ElayneBoosler Haaaa.

@ElayneBoosler @Merrillmarkoe Aristophanes is ridiculous!

Well lookee here. Hahaha. I finally beat Aristophanes.

@ElayneBoosler Tell that to Euripides.

@Merrillmarkoe Plus, Aristophanes was not very funny.

@mrtonymartin Thank you. From me. And from my mother, who thankfully was not alive to read them.

The stories about Merrill's mother are as funny as it gets.

THREAD: Despite the overwhelming support for telling my story, I want to address some of the pushback I've received from Republicans on this site. First, "This is pure propaganda. Florida has exceptions for rape. You support killing babies so much you’re willing to lie to unsuspecting people about it." 1/

@michaelianblack @OhNoSheTwitnt Ahh. I have made a note of it.

@OhNoSheTwitnt @Merrillmarkoe Mondays are tweeting/pretzels. Fridays are tweeting/pizza.

Currently tweeting, watching TV, texting, and eating pretzels. Is this mindfulness?

Have none of these Trump supporters ever been on a date? The very first thing you learn is 'When a man tells you something weird, BELIEVE HIM."nytimes.com/2024/10/14/us/…

A powerful song about now, by Stevie Nicks, last night on SNL. You definitely can not say Stevie Nicks didn't warn you. youtu.be/m1PpthYqJks?si…

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. The music goes so well. Note: Someone edited this, but it’s awesome.

@Gluonsrule Sauteed stuff with noodles. A recipe I reinvent every night!

Every day T**** and his creepy running mate keep bad mouthing immigrants, forgetting about all the great stuff. Like markets full of unfamiliar foods like Flour Stick which is also my nominee for Best Slogan on a Package in 2024. "Once tasted.Ever Wanted." Maybe best slogan ever.

NEW: Part Two of the audio version of the immunity brief is out. BINGEABLE CONTENT. You can listen to Jack Smith’s immunity brief while taking a walk or while you’re on the treadmill. Please share widely! It’s free!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mue…

@mcdonaldcomedy Ooooops. My bad!

@Merrillmarkoe We agreed to always settle our differences in private!!

29. She is an angel now. Just got her final screwdriver plus a cheese plate. She is back to playing games on her phone while finishing up a romcom. Her shoes are back on. She asked me what I did for a living and I punted. We did it guys.