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@GeorgeTakei Spoiler: It's because the other kid is an infant. There's nothing even remotely controversial about that

Mom Sparks Debate After Explaining Why She's Only Getting One Of Her Kids Christmas Presents braderstakei.com/486sr66

@LisaForteUK That's 4 enormous people

When you’re asked to compare your org’s security position to others

@Alphafox78 Why do you believe they don't have skin cancer?

Photo taken in 1970. 1st: Where are the obese? 2rd: Are they chatting and not distracted by technology. 3th: They arent wearing sunglasses. 4th: Since they didn't wear sunscreen, why didn't they have skin cancer? 5th: No lines in the sky. What else am I missing here? Seems like a great time to have been alive!

@Prebens Stemmer sikkert for vann. Jeg for min del bruker den til å ha vin i

Blir du tørst, kan du drikke mer. Kroppen sier fra. Disse reglene er tullete.

@Solleno__ I would settle if he made ok money, like 7 figures. Under 8 ft is a dealbreaker tho

@DrWinarick There are doctoral level debates on twitter?

New rule: if you want to engage in doctoral level debate on twitter, use your freaking real name as opposed to possibly being 15.

@HallofFameMemes A gun and a pretty dress are two things

@Aella_Girl I'm not sure that you understand monogamy. If we wanted sex with other people not to count, then we would discount it. But that's not what we want

If you press the button, one day every five years we have a The Purge day, but for monogamous relationships. On this day, monogs can have sex with someone outside the relationship, and this is magically fine and doesn't count as cheating. You:

@buddhismposting What are you supposed to believe, that they're all somehow right? How is that supposed to work?

@hollowearthterf That's... an interpretation

Men will claim their lives are literally prison because they’re not allowed to r*pe anymore

@kween_bees The old #notallmen huh (Just kidding, you're right of course)

@0x49fa98 A species is a group of organisms that can breed with each other, but not produce fertile offspring with members of other groups.

@mhdksafa Heeeey sexy lady

“I was on my usual running path when I heard an older man yelling loudly enough for me to hear through my headphones. "Sexy lady, hey hey hey sexy lady!" He kept screaming it and I decided to just ignore him and keep running. This ignoring seemed to piss him off so he lashed out and said "eff you, dumb B****!" Now let's keep in mind he was well-dressed and appeared to be on his lunch break from an office job. That was my trigger point. The B word. I ripped off my headphones prepared to stand up for myself when this little boy who was walking alongside his mother and little sister in a stroller looked at the guy and said, "Hey. That is not nice to say to her and she didn't like you yelling at her. You shouldn't do that because she is a nice girl and I don't let anyone say mean things to people. She's a girl like my sister and I will protect her." The man was immediately embarrassed and started gathering his lunch to leave. I asked the mother if I could hug the little boy (his name is James) and I told him how grateful I was for him. He just shrugged and said "Well I just wanted to make sure your heart was okay." According to his mother, this is a typical day in the life of James. Thank you so much to the mothers and fathers who are raising the next generation to be brave and courageous, and to be little earth angels for all. I am so touched.” Julia Price

@ClimateTown For 5 minutes, sure. But you've been obsessing over identity stuff instead of real problems since forever

@ingelramdecoucy Which is the lesser of these weevils...

It’s just me and my 7 Y/O daughter for the weekend. What movie should I take the opportunity to watch with her as a father-daughter activity? Please vote/like/retweet I need opinions here. Just trying to do right by my kid

@Andr3jH The plane is moved by its engines, not its wheels. So it moves forward no matter what happens below. As the conveyor belt matches the speed of the wheels, the wheels gain the speed of the belt + that of the plane, creating an infinite loop and the whole thing explodes. So no.

we're not getting room temperature superconductors until we solve this. forget it.

Cold take: It's called reason. Try it sometime.

@itsJeffTiedrich It's not fair to compare German and American children. German children are just Kinder

pro tip: if German children can learn the truth about the Holocaust, American children can learn the truth about slavery. what are you people so fucking afraid of

@Aella_Girl It's a bit of a presumption that we believe diversity and inclusion should be based on racial categories at all

youre more liberal or conservative? || for diversity and inclusion purposes, do jews count as white?

@agiterande Ja. Men det kan være fordi svensker artikulerer tydeligere enn nordmenn (generelt).

Förstår norrmän svenska bättre än svenskar förstår norska? Generellt.