Kaydom & Kaydas

🚨“AY QUE LINDA” — OUT NOW‼️ written, shot, edited, produced, & directed by yours, truly. ⬇️watch the full music video below⬇️ youtu.be/O7erqmMcUoI?si…

@NationalsPark Ceremonial First Chug in Front of Law Abiding Citizens.

CEREMONIAL FIRST SIP 😤 21 years ago today we played our inaugural game, and Sorcha was born.

@theMayor_Mike Bro, they’re named the PADRES. wtf do you want the shirt of a team called the “Hispanic Dads” to look like?

They actually did the thing

@Ben_Yoel Niggas must’ve forgot about Rod Barajas.

Francisco Alvarez is the Mets best catcher since Mike Piazza and it’s not even remotely close.

@Steez_47 ………..

MIKE and Earl Sweatshirt just dropped a freestyle during their Hot 97 interview 🔥

@pitchergami Gay.

Might be the craziest quote I’ve heard a pitcher say

We left all the pain behind.

@CartNarcs You’re literally a fucking dickwad. We got paid to put the carts away. When we worked for Walmart & ShopRite, we enjoyed walking out of the store and getting a breath of fresh air. It. It sucked when there was only a couple of carts, because the boss wanted you back inside asap

This crabby daddy stupidly thinks he got away from cart justice, but only skated on a technicality. Youtube.com/CartNarcs/Join

@TheoVon @joerogan It was completely obvious that Joe was joking around. People that can’t see that are simply fucking retarded.

People are taking stuff out of context and thats not fair. Joe and i were having a convo abt getting off antidepressants prior and this is after that. Joe has been supportive on and off mic abt my well-being, like any friend would, and im grateful. Thanks @joerogan for having me

@GigglingGanon Lmaooo shout out to PCP in Tobyhanna. The security there are annoying af. We know the exact stop sign he was pulled over at. Shoulda just kept driving.

This guy was pulled over by this public safety officer. Apparently this "officer" has been doing this for a while, but this time he pulled over attorney and things go off the wheels from here. 👀

Today represents Love to the fullest extent.

@xalertnow Flying on a plane isn’t a use of electricity?

🚨‼️Niños judíos que viajan de Nueva York🇺🇸 a Tel Aviv🇮🇱 cubren las pantallas debido a las normas que prohíben el uso de aparatos eléctricos durante el Shabat. Está prohibido tocar dinero, usar el teléfono o cualquier aparato electrónico o habrán pecado.

@UAPLuigi @NASAAdmin @NASA No worries, they’re just bubbles 🫧

🚨🚀BREAKING: ARTEMIS II MISSION IS SURROUNDED BY UAP & NASA CUT THE LIVE FEED ????? Go to the two hour 45 minute mark and you will see that NASA cut the live feed as the Artemis two mission is surrounded by orb shaped UFOs What the hell is going on NASA @NASAAdmin @NASA

@CraigCartonShow @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews Trade Lindor for Pete. Lol

FRANCISCO LINDOR HAS TO GO! "If I'm a Met fan, I've had enough. You gotta go! He's everything wrong with sports today! You didn't win a damn thing in New York!" — Craig Carton @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews #MLB #Mets #FranciscoLindor

@MattWalshBlog What are you excited about? Another publicity stunt? People don’t believe anything anymore (even if it WAS real) and happen to care more about what’s happening ON THIS FUCKING EARTH rather than 4 DEI hires pulling a satanic April fools joke. Get with the program, boomer.

Stop trying to make me not as excited about this

@EsfandTV It’s kinda cute that you still believe

We're going to the moon in 4.5 Hours for the first time ever and like no one is talking about it lol

@latestinspace 🤡🚀🌎👹

Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch is set to become the 1st woman to fly around the moon 🌕

@tantehenia Nigga leaped over the couch to get her the other pornstar.

This girl couldn’t believe how quickly she was replaced after she CHEATED on her boyfriend with Clavicular 💀

@YourAnonNews And it took exactly 33 seconds to apply the make up

She has a black eye.

@NASA @NASAKennedy NASA is ASSA

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Microinteracti1 ………sure.

Around the Moon and Back in Ten Days There is a rocket on Launch Pad 39B in Florida. 98 meters tall. 2.6 million kilograms. It leaves the ground April 1st with four people aboard. They will fly around the Moon and be home in ten days. No human has done anything like it since December 1972. Victor Glover will be the first person of color beyond low Earth orbit. Christina Koch the first woman. Jeremy Hansen the first non-American to reach the Moon’s vicinity. Commander Reid Wiseman, a single father, told his daughters: four people on Earth get to fly around the Moon right now. He could not say no. On April 6 they circle the Moon at 6,000 miles. It will look like a basketball held at arm’s length. On the way home they hit 25,000 miles per hour. Farthest. Fastest. Ever. They will not land. That comes later. Apollo 8 first, then Apollo 11. Same logic. Prove the capsule. Trust the capsule. Then trust your life to it on the surface. Four people. Ten days. No landing. The most important test flight since Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier. It leaves the pad Wednesday. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1