Michael Ohm

@RazorFist It's okay if they're hot fantasy lesbians, not ugly real-life lesbians!

Lesbians make up 1.4% of the population. Yet 60% of modern video game protagonists. Weird.

@Shaughn_A2 Bitch is fucking ugly!

Dude: I was thinking about checking out Supergirl movi… Actress: She don’t need no man and probably goes both ways 😏 Dude: Never mind 😒

@RaniAiman12 Zero! Fuck that noise!

@snowyxq1 He was not a leader!

Will America ever produce a leader like Obama in our lifetime?

@Gosleepriya 1050

@Jamesjonesik8 Correction: First Husband!

Michelle Obama has said that, whether people like her or not, she was the first Black First Lady in U.S. history, and that achievement deserves respect. What would your response to Michelle Obama be?

@WHLeavitt I love this!

A robber tried to mug MMA coach Danielle Carter. She knocked him out, fracturing his eye socket so badly doctors removed the eye. His family sued her for $1.4M. Judge & jury saw the footage: Self-defense. Case dismissed. Prosecute the robber fully? A. Yes B. No

@ilievska81 If he actually did something worthwhile, then no, but since he was just a piece of trash human being, remove it!

⚠️ Real Talk: Do you think every public George Floyd statue should be removed ASAP?

@mattvanswol Muslim and he probably SA'd the kid!

🚨#BREAKING: A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS BEEN THROWN INTO A CROCODILE ENCLOSURE BY A 30-YEAR-OLD MALE AND HAS BEEN MAULED. THE ATTACK WAS "RANDOM" AND THE MAN TOSSED THE BOY AT THE CROCODILES IN THE UK. HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED M*RDER. THEY ARE NOT NAMING THE ATTACKER.

@ForgiatoBlow47 If Big Mike can prove he doesn't have a dick, then yes.

Should this guy apologize ?

Judge him just by the photo. Gay or Straight?

@HunterBiden Shut you pie hole! Your Daddy had naked trannies and shit on the lawn! And you left your cocaine in the bloody Whitehouse! Retard!

Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

@Sabiha1278 Life of a Droopy-Faced Monkey

If a movie about Democrat Maxine Waters was being made, what should it be named ??

@Sofia50020Sofia Siberia.

Where would you send them??

RETWEET if you support Michelle Obama!

@CLosey911 @aintscarylarry Is that his hand at the bottom or his dick?

I don’t have a photo of Jack’s mom when she was pregnant. She must be a man.

@kevj43 Both Gibson and Fender thinks their customer bases are retarded. Let them fail!

Guitar Today Gibson have accused Dean of copying their V body shape, They say it’s confusing customers as to which brand is which.. Let’s play a game let me know if you can spot the difference and pick out the Dean, Is it guitar A or B

@catturd2 The eyes have it! Oh, wait, he only has one!

Eye don’t care.

@Rightanglenews These are the definition of that certain word that starts with an "N" and rhymes with bigger.

Black Americans have started a trend called the “Austin Bop,” where they dance to a song made about Austin Metcalf’s death while reenacting the stabbing that claimed his life.

@CorpseKings Abu-Benzor

What's a cool name for a Marble God that protects a Desert Dwelling People?