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@michelleakin

☆Agent of Whimsy ☆ Writer of funny silly sassy spicy romcoms👇

NJ Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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michelle@michelleakin·
@Ruesavatar why couldn’t I be in the cafe when Henry arrived? why isn’t life FAIR???
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rue🌿@Ruesavatar·
Henry ran away from home today. 😃 I didn’t worry initially as he often goes for sprints around the farm, but then time passed, anxiety stirred. I was just beginning to panic when a vet called. Someone found him 2km away in the village where he had casually walked into a cafe.
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michelle@michelleakin·
I love that I’m at a point where I can buy the mid grocery store guac, taste it, and know what I need to add to make it good
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michelle@michelleakin·
@FamilyofAutumn you (we) strike out a lot and confuse people but I like to think the next time someone bids they are more responsive because we cracked them just a liiiittle bit
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michelle@michelleakin·
I desire to no longer be collected like a precious shell on the beach. Leave me there, it's where I belong.
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daniel brottman 🪷@danielbrottman·
goal for next year is to be thriving and well rested enough as a general lifestyle so that when vc comes around it's a no brainer bc i don't need the week to recuperate
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autumn@FamilyofAutumn·
Got to use 'do you want the good news or the bad news first' today
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michelle@michelleakin·
I’ve been watching Poldark while I’ve been away and since I have no one to talk to about it I just talk to claude. honestly one of the best use cases: raging/swooning over a show no one else is watching
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oneeyedalpaca@OneEyedAlpaca·
lemon shopping in pj's
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michelle@michelleakin·
I made nachos with that tiktok slide technique 👍
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michelle@michelleakin·
@danielbrottman I didn’t try it I was too anxious to get the meds I need 😭
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michelle@michelleakin·
ALSO these are (I think) the best tortilla chips in existence
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autumn@FamilyofAutumn·
@michelleakin Hey cutie, happy to see you back on my tl 🤍
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michelle@michelleakin·
*I walk into the kitchen in my cute dress* MIL: why you so cute? Me: *turns immediately to my daughter* see?! I told you people also call ME cute Daughter: I DON’T GET IT!!!!
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noa@noa_tate_·
@michelleakin no one's ever as spammy as they think they are also, hey 👋
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michelle@michelleakin·
“probable spam” almost never is. I love clicking on it, I love what I find
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michelle@michelleakin·
need new pfp, my hair is longer now hmmmmmmm
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