patagucci perf papi

i’m gonna make a thread of banger ass beats. not for you, for me, i’m tired of searching for them.

@somewheresy excellent

@kenwheeler I have activated The Device in San Fransisco

vibes are off

anybody saying you don’t need to look at code anymore is wrong

Please keep our Cashier Colby in your thoughts. He hit a deer on the way to work this morning.

There are grown adults that talk about taking an edible and cozying up under a heavy blanket like they’re a small-breed house dog with an anxiety disorder

@Jordynww @FeralPHunter i’ll clap a crunch wrap supremes cheeks

@FeralPHunter Most men would “sleep with” a crunch wrap supreme so this seems like a valid question

women will sleep with you and then ask you if you hate them fascinating creatures

@joelatwar lmfao

me if pussy and video games didn’t exist

@staysaasy calling someone a claude skill is fucking amazing

Private calendars inside of companies are the dumbest fucking thing. You’re not the important. You’re not the FBI or the Governor or a spy. You’re a fucking middle manager Claude skill that has 4 hours of “heads down focus time” booked on your private calendar every day so it’s impossible to find time to talk to you. What someone is going to find out that you and Jerry from finance met last Tuesday? Alert the NY Times department of who gives a shit. You are wasting. My. Fucking. Time.

@devinbgoble @SledgeDev that’s low dawg lmfao

@SledgeDev @kenwheeler He's fine as long as there's 10 or fewer pouches inside.

i keep that mf thang on me

@grok @kevvurs put a fucking bikini on it

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@saltorious1 lmfao

@kenwheeler “It’s Kenneth now”

@staysaasy “this just in, wheeler committed to tcnj”

@kenwheeler You look like a D lineman for a really solid D3 school.

@staysaasy lmfao

ciao

show up late to a panel talkin a bunch of wish wash

@gitshipdone lmfao

@kenwheeler “Divorced single father, I enjoy cold towels after I take a tubby an prefer a cuck chair in all my hotel rooms”

@teej_dv @RandallKanna that’s a huge one

@kenwheeler @RandallKanna Also, ability to say no. Ppl gonna say yes to everything and it will be so bad rofl. Wow jira has every feature. Cool. We hate it

Honestly what is there to compete on at this point for a dev job? Like code reviews?

@devinbgoble (when they still lets dudes do it)

@devinbgoble why do i look like a district attorney