daniel brottman 🪷

i love my heart so much. i love being in my heart. i love real authentic feeling. i love when the guards come down. i love when caring is just there. i love meeting myself there. finding myself there. there i am, i've always been. oh how i want to live there, there, there

@ascetic_shadow @michelleakin hahah

@danielbrottman @michelleakin x.com/ascetic_shadow…

u guys don’t know this but I feel like revealing: every time I take a twitter break I keep tweeting, except I send them to @danielbrottman over text message and usually never end up posting them. he just gets a private feed for a while. idk why, it just happened this way!

@pettylark true

@danielbrottman you're on a rocketship to fame!

3x4 pull-ups!

@workflowsauce @michelleakin fr fr

@michelleakin @danielbrottman Lucky Daniel

@liminal_warmth yeah same i have neeeverr wanted to try it

I don’t understand how anyone could hear about salvia trip reports like “I spent 5 years in the bug dimension” or “I was a sentient inanimate hose in my back yard for 20 years” and still be like “well maybe I’ll just try it once…”

@SeanMombo srsly! thank you :)

@danielbrottman beeeeeeeaaaaast! few better feelings than pull-ups going up

@workflowsauce :)

@danielbrottman You're doing it!

@FireEyes66 been workin on em for over a year, on and off a bit

@danielbrottman wtf that’s better than the large majority of adult humans

@Drei3d @bryan_johnson i heard about this yeah, not going to watch tho. wish him all the best!

@bryan_johnson @danielbrottman u seein this?

Livestreaming 5-MeO-DMT this weekend… what should I expect?

@kramerposts excited! :)

@danielbrottman stick with it and (if it hasn't already happened) there will be a day when you see your back in the mirror and you're like wait... look at that

@kramerposts fr - and something about pull-ups in particular, for me!

@danielbrottman The progression of strength training feels so good! 💪💪💪💪

@NousHenosis @mhisamaya sick!

@danielbrottman @mhisamaya 100%. The interconnectedness of Siberian Shamanism, Bon, Buddhism/Vajrayana, and Daoism (and the importance of the Big Dipper in their shamanic/tantric/magical systems) is my current hyperfixation! yungdrungbon.co.uk/2024/06/09/con…

You’ve met me at a very medieval Mongolian Vajrayana time in my life @mhisamaya

@SanjayNadaraja :)))

@danielbrottman Let's goooooooo!!!

structure is, definitionally, not up to the task of responding perfectly to the practically infinite conditions of life

reminder i’m a dumb dumb who doesn't know anything

you could still call me an anarchist, you'd just have to specify that i think true anarchy will be feasible once almost every human gets fairly enlightened as a matter of course, which i think is theoretically possible

@LemmySmackett omg

"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]