Mike's The GOAT

If the USA is so awful, why do people get upset about getting deported? An all expenses paid trip out of this horrible country, right? Maybe there's another reason for illegal immigrants? Maybe a new race of slavery for people to piss on?

One of the most powerful videos you’ll ever see. (Hint: you can’t detest Democrats enough)

@HAPIOKI I like root beer floats

一度間違ってコイツを飲んでしまったら最後！やみつきになって沼るヤツ。 A＆Wのルートビア知ってる？

@TomSteyer STOP GROOMING KIDS!!!!!! Bunch of perverts

Trans people deserve to have a life where they feel accepted and valued. That's why days like today — Trans Day of Visibility — are more important than ever. We have a government that wants to hurt the LGBTQ community, and if we don't stand up for our people, they win.

@TheReckoning___ @cobainkurt35 @ManaByte A laser won't work because the Earth isn't flat. End of story

@MichiganMike23 @cobainkurt35 @ManaByte A laser won’t work (air isn’t perfectly clear) but there are hundreds and thousands of instances with microwaves and radio waves, ones that do NOT bounce off the iono

Well this is awkward

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

Ask yourself this… Do I really want the country run by the same party that runs New York, Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, Minneapolis, and Chicago? I know that I don’t.

@StephenKing You're probably too senile to realize that you just called yourself an idiot. "so idiotic... ... even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY." DUMBASS

Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY. I can’t even.

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy You don't measure rotation in MPH (the ignorant argument of 1000 mph spin of the Earth). The Earth rotates half as fast as the hour hand on a clock. Rotation is measured by RPM, not MPH

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy Nothing. I bet you’re young. You think you know everything, that’s arrogance in your question. 1,000 mph, 67,000 mph and 500,000 mph. And there’s one more number that doesn’t make sense. This is what we’re taught.

I’ll show myself out. 💋✌🏻🇺🇸

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy No, it means that you are an idiot that doesn't know how to phrase a question. What would you like to know?

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy It also means you weren’t even paying attention in school at all the false stuff they were teaching us. But now you didn’t even take the time to learn the fake model that they taught us. Maybe once you do that you might become a flat earth or. I did after that

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy I do know the obvious. I'm asking you what is tripping you up?

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy So you mean to tell me I know the round earth model better than you. That shows how ignorant you really are.

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy What do you mean by that? You don't understand how the Solar System works? Do you want a definition? What is confusing for you?

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy OK, if you wanna play this game. Tell me what the heliocentric model is.

ちょっと、ちょっと！ アメリカの皆さん❕❕ アメリカの警察官がドーナツ大好きって本当？🍩

@Jesii_ca_M Because their brains are flat

Why do some people say the Earth is flat?

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy Help me what? I know that arguing with the likes of you won't change your mind. Flat Earth is nonsense based on nothingness. There's zero proof, math doesn't work and every map makes no sense. So yeah, if you believe in nonsense, there's no help for you.

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy How many miles is it from those two structures? It can be done, but do we have the optics to pull it in? I bet the military does. You people can fight the flat earth all you want. You’re gonna find out sooner or later arguing is not going to help you.

@KurtAGreiner @zuki_2024 Plus if they were faking the whole thing, why wouldn't they have faked more? They could have made fake landings on other planets

@zuki_2024 And failed once with Apollo 13. You have to wonder why they would fake a failure. But those lightly educated deniers probably have some sort of nutty reason to explain that.

The stupidest fucking thing about Moon landing deniers is that they don’t realize we did it six fucking times. They obsessively nitpick and try to deconstruct the first landing to prove hoax and I just wanna beat the living shit out of them then enslave them for the fields.

@zuki_2024 They also act like we just launched them at the moon without any trials. We crashed quite a few unmanned test ships into the moon first. I think that it was the Ranger mission (something like that) to get data for the trip

@QTruth9845 @patriot_savvy Why? Because you KNOW that it can't be done, but you SHOULD be able to do it if the Earth was indeed flat

@MichiganMike23 @patriot_savvy You’ve won the bingo prize. That is the dumbest comment ever made. You’re the winner.

@terrakei07 It's about the leadership there than anything. The state has some beautiful scenery and awesome weather. The leaders are corrupt as hell though

嫌味とかではなく本当に素朴な疑問なんだけど、アメリカ人の皆さんはなんでそこまでカリフォルニアを嫌っているんですか？

@Heauxno1currr I don't remember my dreams as much, but I still have REM sleep. People think that not remembering your dreams means that you aren't getting REM sleep, and that's false. I've done 24 hour EEGs and it shows my REM sleep without me remembering any dreams. I sleep A LOT better now

I dream every night and I smoke daily. Lie again tho. Every person is different.

Sometimes, "retard" doesn't cut it.