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@Champ_indeed @KizzDaniel Samsung

@diyanuoluwa__ Diya ooo,wetin be this 🤣🤣🤣

Lemme burst your brain once I spot two gay men I can easily know who's always on top and who's below just by few seconds of watching them.

@GlobalEllah Interested

Can you make up to 50 calls daily, booking appointments and schedules for $1,400/month? 📍Fully Remote Good communication skill required✅

Olaiya Igwe is truly a legend, I wasn’t laughing until I heard “ti n ba da lohun ki n ku”😄😄

@SauceKiki Life is sweet with a jovial and caring partner.

Relationship people do too much 😏😏

I will humbly beg to interview the following candidates Mr President (Bola Tinubu) Alh Atiku Abubakar Donald Duke Mr Omoyele Sowore Mr Adebayo Mr Goodluck Jonathan Gov Seyi Makinde Add to the list and pardon me for any omission I thank Mr Peter Obi for his interview

2️⃣4️⃣ Club and country. 🔵

I pushed not just 1 but 3 babies overnight, 3kg, 3.5kg and 4kg, all boys don't be stingy with your congratulations 💃💃💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿 I survived the labour room

3am asapuu

@REkpedeme @IkejaElectric You are welcome.

@MideyHayWhy @IkejaElectric Thank you.

What’s happening @IkejaElectric ?? No power supply since morning.

@FOLA41419978 🤣🤣

As you wan suck my breast, naso meself wan suck your penis🤗

@REkpedeme @IkejaElectric We thank God

@MideyHayWhy @IkejaElectric Sorted now.

@yabaleftonline The man is so strict,he would have just laughed over it

"Sham3 wear me face cap" – Lady who told the waiter to pack up her food because she thought her date ditched her by going to the toilet says

@Wizarab10 🤣😆😆

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"I support my man in every little way, I can support." "No matter how little, but something for your man." "How can you close your eyes and watch your man pay all the bills? Even if it is Maggi for soup, do something, no matter how little" Na that "little" I no want. I dey forbid am. Why is every financial input you want to make in your relationship and marriage "little?" I want my partner's support in every way possible. You dey forbid to do big thing? Where is the partnership? You're an adult. I expect you to behave like an adult and that includes, sorting bills.

@Wizarab10 @_belikebaddy We thank God

Happy to inform you that @_belikebaddy underwent a successful surgery on his left leg today. He is currently undergoing post operation care.

“This is the map of Nigeria. After studying it, all I can say is that if Nigerians do not come out in large numbers to chase away these people, they will take over the entire country. As of now, they have taken over about 90 percent.” -VeryDarkMan said as he shared concerns about terrørists infiltration across Nigeria.

@Davak56 @oku_yungx @SirDavidBent Don't you watch football?

One Question for Men You are happily married with kids and your wife's sex tape gets leaked online. Are you STAYING or LEAVING?? @oku_yungx @SirDavidBent

@ofootball__ See what bumbum has caused 🙄

The lion may lose its teeth with age, but not its appetite

“I’m looking for this Nigerian police officer to give him 1 million naira. The way he felt during the protest shows he knows what we are complaining about is true, but because he is an officer, he can’t join the protest. We Nigerians need to learn how to appreciate officers financially. The reason why police officers quickly respond to a rich man’s cry is because they know the rich man will definitely reward them.” -KokoPee reacts to a trending video of an Abuja police officer during a protest.