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2019

Just found a zombie jelly bay/strawb/lips concoction in my jelly baby bags _ 😂

@UzmaB13 I’ve taken up cross stitch it’s very soothing!

I want more yarn and more craft stuff. It helps my brain so much and stops me from worrying about shit that I cannot control.

💚 this tweet for updates about #TheBookofBobaFett, an all-new Original series, streaming December 29 only on @DisneyPlusUK.

@pulte I would love to give my son a great first Christmas! Being on maternity leave means we have enough money just for bills

@UzmaB13 I follow Bonnie Bay Crochet on YouTube I’m currently doing her Celtic Mandala Throw and I’ll send you the website I use for the others! 😊

@MilyErb Can you share some patterns with me for cool blankets? I wanna make one for myself haha! You're amazing at blankets as well!

I'm crochet my first baby blanket with super soft yarn and I'm absolutely loving it!

@pixielaur It is also it means you can decorate for Christmas from November 1st because who can be bothered packing away a whole tree for 4 weeks 😂

@MilyErb ooh!! say less, i did see some halloween tree decorations yesterday so it’s a sign 🤌🏻

listen. i love halloween to death but i also can’t wait to put my christmas tree up and start doing cute christmas shit so mind ya business if you see me in the shops getting prepared early

All shops sold out of England shirts, my sister stepped in 🤣🤣 #itscominghome

BIG #BIRKIN BITCH 💖

@mgk_usa @machinegunkelly @TheEllenShow @MisureTobias

Preview of @machinegunkelly on the new episode of @TheEllenShow tomorrow!! 💗🤘

@MisureTobias @rachelemanuel_ Yeah I got to drink my coffee whilst it was still hot 🎉😂

@rachelemanuel_ Give it a week and you'll want it back in!

I’m at that point on mat leave WHERE I AM SOOOOOO BORED baby pls just come out already your mummy needs something to do and I’ve heard babies are really good at keeping you busy

@CurlyBoik @UzmaB13 @Hobbycraft 😂 we should make so many crochet projects you’re drowning in them (though Uzma probably already has)

@UzmaB13 @MilyErb @Hobbycraft You need to be stopped

I want to go to @Hobbycraft for a spending spree please!

@UzmaB13 @Hobbycraft hobbycraft.co.uk/free-pattern-b… Spider-Man blankets!

@MilyErb @Hobbycraft Omg send it over to me!!

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

Happy Birthday Carrie Frances Fisher.🎂 the world will never stop missing you..... 💔

I want someone to send my pictures of their pets so I can love them too 😭😭

So my @JeffreeStar pallette has been bouncing around the world with @USPS . (SINCE MAY) and has now just been “delivered” to someone in California when the address is for Bolton. In the UK ✌🏻