Banana✨🍿🎉 (Parody account)

(SO Ooc, I am hoping to join among us parody twitter as the goofy and not at all qualified ✨MORAL SUPPORT✨ of the ship. I hope to have a great time! If you have any questions ooc, feel free to message me! If you have any in character, here!) bananacomedyshow.straw.page

@MiraCrewComedy Drinking. Drinking. Standing in the corner hoping no one talks to me. Drinking. Drinking. Soft music. Drinking . Sleeping in the middle of the party. Drinking again.

Asking for a friend, My fellow crew mates,what are YOUR favorite activities for parties?

Getting ready for a party!! And finally have an excuse to give away this old suit..

@Coralishere2 Just.... Draw whatever you feel like!

@MiraCrewComedy Hm..

Everyone is being pleasant around me. This is a detriment to my job… maybe I should spend more time in the vents…

@Coralishere2 Yeah! I have paper, and color pencils, and stencils-

@MiraCrewComedy Draw something…?

@Coralishere2 I don't think we have enough apples to make cyanide.. anyways, what if you draw something?

@MiraCrewComedy How about I make a new batch of cyanide. Ahhh I’m just messing with you! Ehe.. funny..

@Coralishere2 Yeah! Make something! That'd be new-

@MiraCrewComedy Create..?

@Coralishere2 Well... Watching people can be like a hobby! But how about we try to get you to create something?

@MiraCrewComedy Ask maroon, I can barely hold a pen. I like, watching you all. I wouldn’t consider it stalkingggg.. but some would

@Coralishere2 I like writing in my free time... You could try that!!

@MiraCrewComedy … I’m Not here to have fun. I’m here to monitor you all, that’s it. And legally execute whoever’s needed I think you don’t understand that-

@Coralishere2 That's a place to start! Find some hobbies!

@MiraCrewComedy Fun? I don’t know what you mean, nothing I do is for entertainment.

@Coralishere2 Let's work on getting that slider to green! Go do something fun!

@MiraCrewComedy Ok… [he watched as you moved the slider into the red] And..? Ok this is stupid I’m leaving-

@Coralishere2 So let's just say your feelings are at red right here

@MiraCrewComedy That’s stupid. I’m always the same- I hate all of you.

@Coralishere2 Its a chart with different faces for different emotions so you can mark how your feeling!!

@MiraCrewComedy A what-

@Coralishere2 I think everyone should be in safe circumstances! Oh, since you have to be here, how about a complimentary emotion chart?:D

@MiraCrewComedy I think you forget what I am. And besides I’m comfortable enough as is. And boss said I had to spend more time around you all anyways… unfortunately

These are all so kind! Probably, I don't know what the second one means... Maybe some sorta party host!

// among us lobby code VEDRAF

((ooc, stole this shhhhh no telling))

I am ill #shadowpeach #cameracap #purplexred #amongus #amongusshow