Banana✨🍿🎉 (Parody account)

(SO Ooc, I am hoping to join among us parody twitter as the goofy and not at all qualified ✨MORAL SUPPORT✨ of the ship. I hope to have a great time! If you have any questions ooc, feel free to message me! If you have any in character, here!) bananacomedyshow.straw.page

I am ill #shadowpeach #cameracap #purplexred #amongus #amongusshow

its okay green fnaf isnt real

@MiraCrewComedy //I ALSO FEEL LIKE THE “who is this?” images all the time. I get you..

@salttoons (I feel like the "AND BUMBLEBEE!"💔🥀 like hey guys, it's me, banana, from the among us show-)

//I constantly feel like this when interacting because I’m roleplaying as an OC

welcome to MIRA Research & Development! only 3 days until you can take a step into our simulator to start the new Crewmate training program in Among Us Story: On Guard. ❤️ everything will be fine!

@redycaptain WOOO!! A SURPRISE PARTY! WHAT A GREAT IDEA, CAPTAIN!

@MiraCrewComedy 𝘶𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸!!! 🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉

𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳! 𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘕𝘠𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎!

@MiraCrewComedy //TYYYY ^_^

@Coralishere2 ((AAAAAAAH THIS IS SO ADORABLE AAAAGH))

I like this little guy but. Do they not understand that I.. kiiiilll people???? And dislike. Most of the people I’m around??? It’s. Comforting actually

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern Ok, listen up because this is super secret... There is a shoebox hidden behind the reactor.. there.

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern That’s… that’s actually pretty neat. Sure, why not

WOAH!! A WORM!!

???? OKAY.

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern You should try it! I have a snack stash!!:D

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern I mean like I get sea salt chocolate and stuff but not garlic crust…

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern People can eat chocolate with savory food! You can spice it! I salt it personally..

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern What- ew no juts make an actual chocolate pastry at that point. The crust is savory… you are insane

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern Mmmmmm chocolate covered pizza crust...

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern Why would you ever… ya know what- I know better then to ask at this point

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern That's sounds not completely sanitary but yum! I like the crust because you can put all sorts of stuff on it, like sprinkles!

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern What is it with you people and only eating crusts.. if they don’t serve you pizza then just steal some. Or take bites out of their ingredients and put them back. Ehe..,

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern Oh yippee! I like the crust

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern I don’t think the worm can… *sigh. Never mind.. yeah yeah I’ll grab you a slice while I’m up there..

Looks like lime wants to talk about aliens! Don't know what else this could be!

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern Hey wormy, you are doing great! Good job! You should get some celebratory pizza! Coral, you can also get pizza!

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern Worms don’t have mouths.. it’s just gonna squirm around… …. Fine.

//new muse so I'm doing this again

@Coralishere2 @unp4id_intern We should ask the worm how it feels!

@MiraCrewComedy @unp4id_intern Worms can’t feel things.. they’re worms. Whatever… I’m not a bug. Bugs are cool tho