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Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦

Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦

@MischlingMaker

No man can get between me and my KitchenAid. 🤍💙🩷🩷🤱

Seattle, WA Beigetreten Eylül 2024
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Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦
Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦@MischlingMaker·
If someone doesnt do an in depth paper about the 40 weeks of pregnancy relating to the 40 yrs in the desert and 40 days of lent, im going to be forced into a phd program about the theology of pregnancy
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₿en Wehrman
₿en Wehrman@benwehrman·
If you think raising kids is "too expensive", you're lying to yourself.
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Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦
Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦@MischlingMaker·
@acottagemouse The differences between my kids from just a few months ago to now is insane. They can stall for a bit and then make leaps and bounds in development in a week. My daughter was 2 and still not walking and then on Easter has been walking exclusively. Child development is weird
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Cottage Wife
Cottage Wife@acottagemouse·
There are vast oceans of developmental differences in the younger years. Mere months mean a completely different child. People’s perception of age in the baby/toddler years is so off though, is it an 18 month old or a 3 year old? Is that a baby or a kid?
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eli 🕯✨
eli 🕯✨@nienna121·
new pfp featuring the bangs I chopped as an unhinged late night decision and also, my new phone case of The Annunciation from the 15th century book of hours Belles Heures of Jean de Berry 🥰
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Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦@MischlingMaker·
When the worst person you know says something funny
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Miss Steak
Miss Steak@cowtow222·
@MischlingMaker @berrysweetmum What is the psychology that makes so many moms (esp online) whine about how others choose to give birth... like no one brags that "I got my appendectomy without any anesthesia, I'm better than you, you're a failure if u used it 💅" like what?
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motherhood musings
motherhood musings@berrysweetmum·
I do think that pain-free births can and do happen, and that coping strategies for unmedicated birth help with tolerance, but I also believe that advocating for a mother to try and *achieve* one is unethical. It sets pregnant mothers up for failure, especially first time moms.
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Lea 🦩
Lea 🦩@abysstoabyss·
I want to say something so rude about a woman that I know from a job and you guys do not know but I fear that even my semi anonymous account is not enough to protect me from the consequences
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Mrs Poffertjes
Mrs Poffertjes@VitaCatholica·
Someone there saw this post in the wild bc it was a screenshot before they panic deleted the article. I wasn't blocked before it, honestly good for them 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 lol
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They deleted it, but this is so offensive. One of my good friends just had her 15th child at 46. Like can we not hate on older mothers, Sienna Miller didn't wait until 44 she had her first in her 20's... Why are they like this. Every other day a new embarrassing article

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jemy
jemy@moidmanipulator·
@lusciousbeagle i told her i can’t even remember if i genuinely ever shit talked her cuz i’m always high and on gabapentin and she said yea she didn’t care either LOL im pretty sure i didn’t tho
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dog the faggot hunter
dog the faggot hunter@lusciousbeagle·
I was wondering where my stalker of 3 years went after 6 months of silence then it occurred to me she’s back on an alt cause she accidentally liked my hairdresser’s photo when screencapping it to show everyone here like more than 4 people care. yeah we’re so back 😎
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