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A harp made of fishbones Plays with no hands And a promise is a promise In water or on land

age regressor ass car

"You will traumatize your kids in new ways." No actually you literally dont have to. Saying that is a demoralization technique. I know plenty of people who have zero childhood trauma. They just want you to be afraid of having children.

what spring is going to feel like

The palm of my left hand is itchin like crazy that means money is comin in

@cpt_altitude I think she truly believed that lol

@FishboneHarp Hahahah

Growing up my mom told me that homeless people make turtle soup and eat it out of the shell and I just dont think thats true

I feel like if you grew up being excessively bullied then the playful meanness thing is probably very triggering you and that literally okay.

i may be sensitive but you’re mean and that’s worse

Umbrellas robbed humanity of experience

When you go to the thrift store and they roll out that cart of stuff that ain't hit the floor yet and you gotta do the grinch smile to yourself

I actually love Products

Watching ads for products saying "Yeah this is real"

she's a 10 but she says "wrong girl" every time you mention something she doesn't remember

"Farts/burps without a fuck" is so fire like so true queen

I’m lowkey insecure about my email address

— Sylvia Plath

Hmmm yes this is the good isopod yes hmm inspecting yes good flipp good shell m yes very good isopod you pass inspecting…. Yes…