Miss Cryptonia
868 posts
En eller anden lidt trælleren træner fra et modstanderhold gjorde sig i går morsom over, at vi ikke havde "klubdrikkedunke" (WTF?), fordi det havde vi "sikkert ikke råd til" (dobbelt WTF?).
Anyway, vi slog dem 6-0. Fodboldlektioner har vi trods alt råd til at forære væk 🤩
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👀 Massive fan battle question… Elon Musk vs Donald Trump 🚀🔥
Be honest… who has the STRONGER global fan following right now? 😮🌍
A) Elon Musk 🚀 (Tech & future crowd)
B) Donald Trump 🇺🇸 (Political power base)
C) Both are equally massive 👀
D) Depends on the situation 😎
👇 No bias… just real opinion 🔥
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🚨 Raise your hand if you still strongly support Elon Musk regardless of the media drama 👀🚀🔥
A. Full support ✋
B. Not supporting ❌
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Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating! 🌙✨ Wishing you joy, love, and blessings today and always. May this Eid bring peace to your heart and happiness to your home. 🤍
#EidMubarak #Eid2026
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Today is the Day of Arafah.
A day of forgiveness, mercy, dua, and return to Allah.
May Allah forgive us, guide us, protect us, and accept from us.
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Punch is just too adorable watching over and playing with the newborn monkey
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Dance music and sunshine is straight-up medicine ☀️
Sun delivers vitamin D for mood and immunity, while the beats get you moving releasing endorphins, cutting stress, and lifting energy.
Simple, effective reset for body and mind.
Who’s getting their daily dose? 🎶
open.spotify.com/track/6apc05O9…
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Rocket Core Law:
No validation, no launch.
No retest, no entry.
No invalidation, no trade.
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Nothing will make your enemies angrier than watching you smile.
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@Cobratate People still argue pineapple on pizza, can we all just agree with the pepperoni pizza and move on 🍕
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If you keep flipping the coin, eventually you hit heads.
If you keep trying.
You will win.
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gm
experiences in my mind are priceless
Peanut@peanutt
gm never forget what made your foundation
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Belgian state television conducted a survey that shows more and more young people see violence against women as acceptable.
In an accidentally leaked internal memo, state television commands its journalists not to make it public that the survey clearly shows this is due to mass migration and to blame "the manosphere" and @Cobratate instead.
All over Europe, we are being bombarded with lies paid for by our own taxes.
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Blessed Dhul al Hijr.
May Allah allow us to benefit from the best 10 days of the year and accept our deeds.
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Dance music isn’t just beats, it’s medicine.
Those relentless kicks sync your heart, melt the stress, and remind your body how to feel alive.
In a world that drains us, the dancefloor recharges us. Unity, euphoria, release.
Turn it up. Your soul’s been waiting!
open.spotify.com/track/2KWqvbhX…
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