Mister Slitty
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Mister Slitty
@Mister_slitty
An excellent poaster Heritage American of American descent






Americans just don’t have very good foot eye coordination. All your main sports require the hand

Soccer is the hardest sport in the world to play. To put it in perspective you can take any active NBA/NFL player and they would not one who be able to get by me and score I haven’t touched a ball in 3 years. I’d put 100k on it. It’s hilarious how bad a top NFL or NBA player looks tryna play soccer 😂 The US starting 11 are some of the best athletes the country has don’t fantasize about how good these other athletes would be at soccer prolly not that good.

there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.


I'm reading "this is how your marriage ends" by Matthew fray and the whole first chapter is him being like, "at 34 years old, divorce made me think about how other people might be feeling for the first time in my life."



The purpose of the hijab is to prevent temptation among Muslim men. So when they force a baby to cover up, what does that tell you?!







You don’t get to murder people over slight physical contact Y’all have really lost it




im confused. is the gym a place for flirting or nah?












