Morpheus Fire

@TrophyFpl @footballontnt @WhoScored Apparently he smells great too. 😎

A freak of nature. Athletic machine. Prime VVD probably has the best genetics ever in football. Tall but not clunky like normally tall players can be. Fast, super fast and Klopp would leave him on the halfway line every game 1v1 against prem speed machines. Amazing passing, short passing and long passing. Clever and composed, so he got the brain as we know you can find running machine but they can be stupid or don’t have football brain. Heading, probably the best header of a ball I’ve ever seen (defensively). Good looking too, Good gave him too much 😆

Virgil van Dijk ranks first among Premier League defenders for aerial duels won, clearances, headed clearances and accurate passes this season 🧱 📊 @WhoScored

@fpl_tactician This is elite engagement farming my friend. Please enjoy this comment as it helps to pay for your blue tick.

Planned too well so I didn’t have to Wildcard in 32 or Free Hit in 34. 😞 Bad planners had to Wildcard a bad team in 32 and match my expected points in 34 with a Free Hit. 😞

@fpl_tactician I love that you've moved from bad takes to genuine ragebait in order to engagement farm for that blue tick. 😂 Hope this comment helps drive that revenue stream up and wish you all the best in life 🙏🏽, but all the worst in FPL 😜

700k ➡️ 100k is going to be difficult in the last remaining weeks but with a 15pt TC, a 15pt BB and my skill, I’m confident.

@marz05 @fpl_tactician No he will not

@fpl_tactician One day you will learn

Rogers unlucky 7 pointer today then.

@PlanetFPLPod Villa finish 6th, win Europa League Liverpool finish 7th, win UCL 7 English teams in the Champions League next season. How much fun are we having in the Group stages?

🌍 Please can we have your questions for tomorrow's Planet #FPL GW31 Review Podcast?

@fpl_tactician Hopefully Dango misses the game and you can get some bench points 🤗

Still bad at fpl because Timber went off injured and DCL missed a penalty.

@Benny_Blanco40 Fair play, this one was brilliant

Rice is injured. They should put him in a bowl of mobile phones over night. That would fix him.

@fpl_tactician @FPL_DoubleBogey They blanked as it was karma from when you triple captained KDB in 2021. I love to see it.

Wish total points was a reflection of how you played. When I captain Cunha, Gakpo and Ekitike at home to Burnley and they all blank and then captain Eze, Cherki and Mbeumo at home to Wolves and they all blank and then my TC blanks and in those weeks peoples captain hauls, it’s frustrating

Assumed most were into the 1700s now, my bad

@fpl_tactician I feel pregnant just reading this post. Frankly it's too sexy.

Last season I taught everyone to check weather and pregnancies before making transfers. I can’t hold your hand forever.

@Klopps_Mug_ Beautiful 🤩

@MorpheusFire S26 Ultra 1TB on the way have that ex pat boy

Wife accused me of pretending to be ill so I can watch Samsung live and order S26 Ultra I'm genuinely ill

@marz05 Chill out Luis Figo

Ciao Barcelona, hola Madrid

@fpl_tactician @FPLFocal @AlexVolloFPL How have the last couple of gameweeks gone with regard to the haul spiking?

@FPLFocal @AlexVolloFPL Great for dead teams who have the same players all season. I still prefer to try and spike hauls.

It's funny because with DEFCON we can't really predict what we can't classify. But his success rate is so high we still expect him to get 2 extra points every game. That's a new FPL meta🤷‍♂️

@fpl_tactician I'm absolutely here for this. It's beautiful to watch

12m GW rank followed by 10m GW rank. Feels awful. Bruno, Rogers, Enzo, Sarr and Ekitike blanking back to back.

@Benny_Blanco40 Holy moly are you STILL doing these?

@fpl_tactician @PlanetFPLPod I hope you have a fantastic dinner and a lovely evening! I also hope your FPL team absolutely bombs.

I’m playing Champ Man 01/02 with a cup of tea, listening to @PlanetFPLPod until deadline. Then my girlfriend is picking me up and we are meeting my family for dinner. Can life get better than this?

@FplAuto @fpl_tactician I absolutely live for the moments where Andy Martin is owned by his own FPL tweets. This has made my morning. Thank you 🙏🏽 P.S. wishing Andy a great 2026 and another excellent 100 gym visits!

Just made 2FTs as money was tight. Semenyo & VdB ➡️ Cunha & Dalot 1FT left if needed.

@fpl_tactician Terrible footballer though 😉

Salah motm for me

@fpl_tactician I hope that you have problems. (Exclusively in FPL, I wish you nothing but success in your personal life 🙏🏽)

It might have to be BB6 you know. If I get there with no problems, it might have to be activated looking at this team.

@FPLNima @FPL_Rockstar Always. Search "Lucky Lawnboy MILF Hunter" You're welcome

@FPL_Rockstar @MorpheusFire Wank?

Ok, so got this profile back...been away a while. 45 minutes AMA. Let's go!