Christian Howes

Class @_DeclanRice #COYI @WestHam

@cudaplumcrazy @rorysutherland Those are rookie numbers

@rorysutherland Chat gpt thinks that pooing at work costs uk companies around £12 billion pounds a year.

I think we should bring back the pissoir. The notion of "fairness" requires that there be a sit-down loo everywhere there is a urinal. But we piss more often than we crap. (Bruce McLaren wanted to ban sit-down loos at McLaren HQ, arguing that efficient people should have pooed before they left home). But pissing simply requires a funnel, a length of hosepipe and a drain, and maybe a patch of dockleaves. A poo-loo requires extensive plumbing, light bulbs around a mirror and fancy unguents. Hence this false equality simply raises the bar for installing a toilet, and hence reduces the number of available places to piss. Where is this going? With dynamic, localised pricing, Scots would enjoy near-free energy some of the time. The argument against this is that it is "unfair". But denying something to someone because other people can't benefit equally is perhaps not a sensible definition of "fairness".

@waleedinhoafc Is this sports sesh? Who does Kenny powers think will have a good World Cup?

Somebody CANCEL this World Cup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@tomjohnst0n “hearing a noise getting up and going back to bed” peak

Need to see top 20

@JaneFallon Everything crossed for you! X

So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …

@ChelseaDan5 The hat and tun on Hatton wall, all pints are a fiver all the time

The Shakespeare at Barbican EC1 are doing a 5=7pm Happy Hour deal all Pints are £7.50!!!Like that'a good deal??Thankfully I know a couple of Proper Boozer's east of here that do Pint's around the £5 mark so I'm heading over there💰💰🍻🍻🍻

@AnthonyTeasdale The good old days 🤣 you must wear shoes though and a collar

Young people won't believe you. But nightclubs used to send 18th birthday "invites" the shape of champagne bottle to get you. Then you'd hire a coach. And go 45 miles to a glitzy hellhole for a night of Holsten Pils, fighting and – if you were lucky – a snog at the end.

@TheWrongtom The badman is robbin’ RIP Simon Harris

RIP Simon Harris. Pioneering producer, Music Of Life label owner, early architect of UK hip hop, and the guy running the rhythm behind Daddy Freddy when he beat his own record as the fastest MC in the world on Record Breakers back in 1989

@MissionVlyMafia Well the seals and sea lions do smell

Very Dangerous neighborhood that you should never visit

@clive_mart1n Can I add Bungalow Bill Wiggins to your excellent list?

Reinaldo Avila da Silva, Carole Caplin, James Hewitt, Eileen Drewery, Jimmy Five Bellies - just some of the great side characters in postwar British life

@alrightfans @TheWorldCup_Of Wigwam triangle drinks Laser and wham bars Bouncers in bow ties

coming up on @TheWorldCup_Of podcast: The World Cup of Things You Don’t See Anymore. Your white dog shits, your porno’s in bushes, your 3 litre bottles of ciders, your Page 3’s, your male pattern baldnesses, your fruit Polo’s etc Misty eyes all round. Qualifiers please gentlemen

@DorkSirjur @sebfontaine Used to love Malibu Stacy at the hanover grand. Still got a first birthday party double tape from 96 with Sebs and John Kelly mixes.

Rolling in last today, its a DJ who's not featured in a while with a superb mixtape, 30 years ago: This is @sebfontaine - Stars X2 Mixtape, 1996 Part of a double pack with Jeremy Healy, this is filled with mid 90's bangers. Proper fun mix. Tracklist in first comment. Mixes on Kofi shortly 👇🔥👇

@soontechnology @RainmakerCorp Tiptop effort!

Our first documentary is live now. We take you inside America's largest weather modification company, @RainmakerCorp, for an exclusive look at their R&D facility in Pendleton, Oregon.

@emmaalc @jimmy__mcintosh

@jimmy__mcintosh This one in Southall might be a winner.

What's the lowest rated pub in London on Google Maps? It's rare to see lower than a 4.0, but there are a few 3.9s – The Mount in Chingford, The Whyteleafe Tavern etc. Can anyone beat those?

@VetDad25 @LouiseMensch He presented Obi Wan Nairobi with a medal last year. He was also in his security detail for the inauguration.

@LouiseMensch In his defense, he probably has never met anyone in the SAS or seen them in person. Those dudes are some specimens.

Captain Bonespurs has thoughts about the valor of the SAS

@DukePD81 Was there a picture of David Copperfield on the TV?

Mate is working on some blokes house and found this… 😭

@MaverickDarby @AccidentalP “flying aids”

RFK just threw gasoline and a grenade on the Minnesota fraud fire. Unreal.

@GeorgeCochrane1 @AccidentalP “they’ve rebadged it you fool”

Purple £8K Rover Metro... Anyone? No, you f**k off! ebay.co.uk/itm/1680515522…

@2SHIN To quote David Byrne “same as it ever was” Alfie 1989 edition was listening to Public Enemy not Hijack or Hardnoise

stormzy is alfie music a little understood phenomenon but 'Alfie, 14, Winchester' has always been a hidden driver in UK music ends weren't banging out tempa t - next hype like that tbh or buying boy better know shirts but now both part of blk british cultural canon somehow

@mareel_jaster “I’m just here for the music”

Not all, but some sober ravers are like marathon runners in that I get the feeling they wouldn’t do it if they couldn’t tell you about it

Powder puff West Ham. Absolute opposite of the Billy Bonds way.