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@farsidefix Brilliant

@DraftKings Don't leave us hanging, who won ?

ABSOLUTE DOMINANCE FROM UCONN 🔥 The Huskies went on a 31-0 run 😳 Azzi Fudd dropped 26 points, outscoring Syracuse by herself 😅

@Super70sSports Fortunately it didn't take much

Today in 1982, you were pretty sure you saw a titty but it remains an unconfirmed sighting because your dad was too cheap to pay for HBO.

@Super70sSports @RedsSuffering It was a big wheel and instantly so were you

Today in 1975, this kid woke up and lived his life to the fullest.

@BookieBeatdownX You guys did not disappoint on the Pinas pronunciation

@DraftKings @JClipperton_CP That one won't age well

Nathan MacKinnon kept it short and sweet postgame 😳 (H/T @JClipperton_CP)

@LangmanVince They were crazy hard to catch

I remember playing with law darts hundreds of times when I was a youngster! 🤣

@JimNorton And Mike abruptly cancels the family bike ride

Whenever I'm down in the dumps, the Brady Bunch always gives me the laugh I need.

@LangmanVince Who carries a gun like that ?

🚨 New image of a possible suspect in the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie just released by the FBI 👇

If there’s a “tough guy” at the party who’s being extra hit mute on the remote and say “my man, you’re leaving. Your response to me will determine if you watch the game at a bar or on a hospital t.v.” #SuperBowlLX

@iamcolinquinn Collinsworth ? He's no Heywood Hale Broun amirite ? Heywood Jablowme more like

If you don’t know football but want to fit in, go with a couple of phrases like “man that was some forward pass!” Or “come on ref where’s the call!”#SuperBowl2026

@iamcolinquinn Lamp seat, baller move by CQ

If you show up as a guest at a Super Bowl party and they offer you a chair say “I’ve earned the couch” and plop down in the corner nearest the lamp. Then wink at a guest you don’t know and say “that’s how it’s done, needle nose”.

@wvpunchdrunk @DieHardMMAPod They can take Souza and Brasil with them

@DieHardMMAPod They both should be cut.

NEEDED THAT!!! Thank you Rizzler!!! Rizvan Kuniev +130 1u✅

@iamcolinquinn Goes without saying but most of your followers are here for gambling advice

Super Bowl advice: don’t talk during the game. If your team scores on the big play, enjoy it but don’t “fan out”. #SuperBowlLX

@nypost Really threw me ,looks like Mrs Doubtfire and the tweet makes it look like the teachers name was Steve Ballmer, I thought this thing was taking a completely different turn

Teacher who taught Robin Williams, Steve Ballmer earns Guinness World Record for 67-year career #Echobox=1770487730" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/07/us-…

@LangmanVince Sid and Marty Krofft said that was too much

I hope we don't have another satanic opening ceremony in Italy tomorrow like we did at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics!

@RandomTroll153 @kingstonbooke @j_fishback You were raped, Norm !!

@kingstonbooke @j_fishback Do you know any Swedish-German jokes? youtu.be/Fv67QgVSqkk?si…

goyim nonsense

@FB_Helmet_Guy Looks like a hasty Joe Greene auto

Does anyone recognize this signature? The signature is on an official Wilson "The Duke", Paul Tagliabue football. Tagliabue was NFL commissioner from 1989-2006, so I'm assuming that the player is from this time period.

@BarstoolGruden Making it hard for someone trying to just relax and take a shit on the sidewalk

Look who I ran into on the streets of San Francisco… Rich Freakin’ Gannon!

@kevin_nealon So talented. Became a fan on SCTV and enjoyed her work in everything after that. RIP to a comedy legend

Catherine O’Hara changed how so many of us understand comedy and humanity. From the chaos and heart of Home Alone to the unforgettable precision of Moira Rose in Schitt’s Creek, she created characters we’ll rewatch again and again.