Nick Fortune

@DuxVul Wisconsin hates this.

Elon Musk is not shoplifting cheese from Tesco

@WelBeast I let my dog run around mine, but she gets crated at night. Americans, how often do you take your dogs out of your stadium?

What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?

@megevhan So says the retard to the rocket scientist.

@MrNickFortune An excuse is pretending you're capable of complex discussions, and that's why you paid for Twitter. I'll let you get back to that serious work of creeping on strangers for tweeting about sandwiches.

I’ve spent most of my life in Wisconsin, and I’ve still only ever seen that in Germany. But at least now I know what to expect if I ever have to go to Minnesota 🫢

@megevhan Pathetic excuse that only addresses the first 2 lines of the comment. Keep up, retard.

@MrNickFortune There are a lot of dummies to reply to. Case in point.

@megevhan You’ve been on this site for 14 years. On average you post every single day, 8 times per day. And yet, you have fewer followers than a grandma on Facebook, and your posts average less than 1 like. I’ve never tried, but we sure as shit know no one gives af about you 😂

@MrNickFortune That's very good you don't care, seeing as no one seems to care about you either.

@megevhan LMAO I got that last week because I was tired of using multiple comments for complex discussions. Who gives a shit about followers? Is that why you have 40 THOUSAND posts? (Side note: Jesus Christ get a fucking life) Because you’re trying hard to get just 1000 followers? 😂

@MrNickFortune You are a verified user with 4 followers (that actually took only secs to find unlike scrolling media tabs) You literally cannot pay money to get people to care about your opinion

@megevhan “I don’t need to be smart enough to use an simple app… I don’t want to anyway” Good one. And two emojis is excessive… wow someone’s reaching. Stick to your whole “you spent years on my profile” shtick. That’s somehow less retarded.

@MrNickFortune I wouldn't evenI wouldn't even try, lol. What someone looks like has no bearing on any conversation I'm having on Twitter. Excessive smiley faces huh? The mark of a triggered poster

@megevhan Just because you’re too dumb to find a picture in 5 seconds doesn’t mean everyone is 😂 Stop crying, dumb cunt 😂

@MrNickFortune Yes all contained within one tweet which is not the same as you getting upset and spending way more than 5 Seconds looking at my profile Sorry I got under your skin

@megevhan You’ve replied like 20 times 😂 it’s ok, I know you don’t have shit going on with your life. And it took me 5 seconds. Quit crying, cunt.

@MrNickFortune I am not all over your profile I'm replying to one tweet You did not glance bro , you had to work. Pointing out you're upset isn't crying.

@megevhan No you just don’t get to cry about someone glancing at your profile when you’re all over theirs.

@MrNickFortune So much you had to search through my profile (timeline) to try (and fail) to get ammo. Get a hobby. Go make your weird sandwiches or whatever.

@megevhan But… you’re trying to look like her? When you look like that?

@MrNickFortune Someone in a red dress covered in blood with a chainsaw hand? Why yes. That's why I'm wearing a red dress and covered in blood with a chainsaw hand. Duh.

@megevhan @lydiakauppi You’re on my post, ya dumb cunt 😂

@lydiakauppi @MrNickFortune It's me. Bro must have gotten triggered, he had to really do some searching on the timeline.

@megevhan Damn. Poor guy just gave up.

@MrNickFortune He doesn't drink. 😊

@megevhan @lydiakauppi THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE SHOOTING FOR?

@lydiakauppi @MrNickFortune

@lydiakauppi Ew why are you saying bro? You’re like 60. And I’m not going to walk you through the entire conversation just because you couldn’t understand it.

@MrNickFortune And what does that have to do with cannibal sandwiches? Bro are you having a stroke?

@megevhan Gross. Guess someone actually was able to drink enough.

@MrNickFortune Ope, I'm married. Why you so pressed about some sammies, bro?

@megevhan @lydiakauppi Thanks. When I was modeling this, I really tried to go for a “If my look doesn’t scare people, my face will” kind of vibe.

@MrNickFortune @lydiakauppi Damn, Lydia hot af! And now I KNOW you spent way too much time creeping on profiles.

@megevhan No more like an avoided, rotten cunt. The kind of grenade that even the drunkest, most desperate frat guy wouldn’t dive on.

@MrNickFortune Warm and useful

@lydiakauppi Yea your picture didn’t scream “rocket scientist” to me.

@MrNickFortune No I think this bit is weird and I don’t understand it

@megevhan Nah because you seem like a cunt.

@MrNickFortune Because i think it's weird you felt the need to tweet someone's picture? You must be very sensitive. Can't help that.