Ray Purchase, Actor ™

@mralibi @glastobation @SamJ1802 @MartinCurtis01 @TheGlastoThingy @glastomole @MrRayPurchase

Turned up to a job and look who I bloody well bumped into @StevenToastRADA. It’s bloody @MrRayPurchase.

@MrRayPurchase just found you on here, so re-sharing our picture from Saturday at Toast Q&A. Lovely to meet you and thanks for photo x

Calling all #ToastOfLondon fans 🚨 Join @porksmith, #ArthurMathews, #MichaelCumming, #DoonMackichan & #HarryPeacock for a Q&A as we raise a glass to this modern comedy icon #TVFest 🥂📺 Book now: bit.ly/3NVGOkb

Why, thank you

Having watched Spectre recently, it occurs that Oberhauser/Blofeld’s insanely labyrinthine plot to get back at Bond is basically what @MrRayPurchase / Beezus Fuffoon did to Kikini Bamalam/Brucie, just to piss off @StevenToastRADA. And Bond isn’t even that pissed off.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! Share the love, send a memmo with @MrRayPurchase today ❤️ Book today - m.memmo.me/3oAlmGs #memmo #celebritygreeting #celebrityvideomessage #valentinesday #valentinesdaygifts #RayPurchase

Share the love, send a memmo with @MrRayPurchase today🥰 m.memmo.me/3o6Alrw #memmo #celebritygreeting #celebrityvideomessage #valentinesday #valentinesdaygifts #RayPurchase

May the Force be with you #ForceTheWind

Boba Fett spin-off? I'll stick to being in an actual Star Wars movie, thank you

Ah, he’s back. And angrier than ever. #ToastofTinseltown is just sooooo good. Bravo @porksmith!

⭐️Very proud to be included alongside this stellar line up of comedy guests in one of the funniest shows ever!#ToastofTinseltown all Eps on @BBCiPlayer & @BBCTwo NOW!😊 Meet the Toast Of Tinseltown guest stars : News 2021 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide chortle.co.uk/news/2021/12/2…

Wonderful to see #ToastofTinseltown back on our screens with @porksmith @TimDownie1 @MrRayPurchase @JanePlough An absolute hoot as always. Has given me a few ideas of how to rid myself of the competition! 😂😂😂

I properly laughed all the way through #ToastofTinseltown - so good to have the silly fool back. A visual feast too

Warmed up for tonight’s Toast of Tinseltown with an episode of the latest Curb! Then Larry goes and turns up in ToT and tells Clem Fandango he can hear him 😂 What a cameo! What a treat! Thank you @TimDownie1 @shazad @porksmith 👏🏽 Wonderful @BBCTwo 🎙 #ToastOfTinseltown

The ENTIRETY of #ToastOfTinseltown is on @BBCiPlayer. Thank me later.

funniest thing i’ve seen in a very long time #ToastofTinseltown

Get well soon-ish @MrRayPurchase.

I think we may have just witnessed the greatest piece of facial acting of All Time from @MrRayPurchase #ToastOfTinseltown

Merry Christmas, one and all