hunter hanes moore

@sgtpepsii waiting for quaranta to come out like

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@emeraldfernie @sgtpepsii ^ me with hybrid 2 years ago

Haven't listened to meteora in years and years - still holds up!!

you said you're trapped in your body and getting deeper every day they diagnosed you born that way they say it runs in your family you said remember me for me i need to set my spirit free

alas, our frailty is the cause, not we for such as we are made of, such we be

absolutely inspired copywriting taking place at the minions cafe

THIS IS MY SON

@sgtpepsii @AndrewDBailey remember when @sgtpepsii and i starred in satan's alley

@AndrewDBailey Tugg Sppedman would do a cartwheel behind me using my body as cover (it works)

Who is a fictional military leader you would follow into combat?

@Reasonableradio and it sucks that they're right!

Looks like I might be fired from my job and my folks have basically said "yup, it's your fault you're broke and you're lazy." Love to have supportive family.

@emeraldfernie nightmare blunt rotation

vivek indian hitler

shout out my life ca. 2012 dailyemerald.com/opinion/o-gara… via @dailyemerald

@sgtpepsii i would go to neptune to save you, king!

Ad Astra rules so hard I love that movie

HUGHMPA LOOMPA DOOPATY GRANT

@_cheese_stank sounds good

@justaplantdad our family has way too much bart simpson energy

@_cheese_stank sleepy brandon plays baseball ALL THE TIME

baseball be like "yeah u can be a pro athlete if ur fat and old"

@EthanWallick holy fuck ily

@MrsHunterMoore What does it say, you can’t get it if your handsome?

guess i'm in the clear!

@_cheese_stank jumping off a bridge rn