It's Clint feckin' Boon! The expression on my face is an attempt to stop myself from singing the entire lyrics of Saturn 5 in his lughole! #boonarmy #starshapedclub #inspiralcarpets
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Kelly Archer
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Kelly Archer
@MsKelstar
Writer. Horror film fan. Fox appreciator. Occasional blogger. Would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear. All views my own.
London Beigetreten Nisan 2013
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At the risk of sounding like an old git, can someone explain to me the (mainly) millennial/Gen Z thing of having to carry water with you at ALL times? Do y'all think you're suddenly gonna get marooned on a desert island?
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On the hottest day of the year so far, I shall be mostly sitting in a shady room reading this. That's just how I kohl! 💀#oldgoth
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Earlier while I was weeding, three bumblebees came over to say hello and one landed on me. Took this to mean I have positive bee energy, but could equally have been them going 'oi leave our weeds alone, you bastard!'
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@rachel_london Yeah. A lot of 'you've followed me, that's nice I'll follow you back. Oh wait, no, no!'
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And most of them are those accounts who people have hate-quote-tweeted. Just want good vibez, guys!
Rachel, London@rachel_london
So much of my "X" experience is muting people.
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Earlier in @Surbiton I met a friendly English bulldog called Lola. In return for a chin scratch she enthusiastically slobbered all over my trousers. I counted this as a win.
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If I say a dog is a cat, that doesn't make it one. Similarly, saying something blatantly racist and then claiming it's not racist...well you see where I'm going here.
Hope that clears things up, you moronic, rich cockwomble. #DianneAbbott #FrankHester
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I was once so ill in bed for a week my husband had to do everything. The house was like shit and the kids fed takeaways, but it taught him something. Now I periodically fake illness / take a holiday to my bed and little by little he's becoming a better husband and father.
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Finally watched Barbie and Oppenheimer. Feel completely caught up on the cultural zeitgeist, albeit of 2023. Give me another couple of years and I'll catch up on 2024.
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It's rainy and grimy in London today. Here is a list of ill-advised footwear I have seen:
Box-fresh white trainers
Beige suede moccasins
Velvet ballet pumps
People of London, for all that is holy just look out of the window before leaving the house!
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@MsKelstar Oh No! That doesn't sound good! 😔 Can you please tell me what device you are using so we can offer you some troubleshooting steps to try. 🛠️
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@ITVXhelp is there a reason Coronation Street isn't showing on my itvx? It has Classic Coronation Street but not the main one?
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Tigers, terrible for holding grudges!
Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge
In 1997, in Russia, a poacher shot and wounded a tiger and stole part of its recent kill. The tiger later found the cabin that the poacher was living in and then waited at least 12 entire hours for the poacher to come home. The tiger then killed and ate the man upon his return.
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