Michael Roberts

@pierrychan1984 @ThatChrisGore @Nerdrotics God no! I hate Nic Cage. He always makes bizarre facial expressions and yells loudly at the oddest times for no good reason. You know what, never mind

@ThatChrisGore @Nerdrotics My pick is Nicolas Cage:

Is Jonah Hill going to play @Nerdrotics in an upcoming biopic?

@glennbeck WW3D was the one that captured the experience of war while wearing 3D glasses

World War 11 was the one with George Clooney and Brad Pitt, right? I personally prefer World War 8. More inclusive. All jokes aside, I'm not surprised Ilhan Omar prefers Arabic numerals.

@pureMetatron When interest & outrage is fake alongside their opinions on the interest & outrage of others, it’s grift. Grift is for the clicks & social currency of the day. Grifters are con artists exploiting their audience for profit. Anyone honestly expressing their opinion isn’t grifting.

So anyways what is a grifter to you? How would you define a grifter? Lots of people casually throwing this word around. But to you specifically, what does it actually mean?

@0hour1 So much, just so much of the And Stuff …. Sad not really at all

That’s sad and stuff.

@grey4626 Less than a full day after he’s faced another attempt on his life, this fucking whore decides to read the words of the manifesto to the intended target. Publishing a manifesto gives an assassin wood. Would she have done that to any other person? I don’t think so. Journalist=shit

Trump drilling the 60 Minutes camera with the purest “what in the fuck is this braindead whore actually spewing at me?” death stare...that’s the exact goddamn face I wear every time some mouth-breathing Democrat or Republican pukes their stupidity across my feed. You worthless parasites on both sides are double-teaming America’s corpse, throat-fucking its Constitution, sodomizing its soul, and fist-pumping while the blood sprays. Leftist commie cunts peddling their equity euthanasia, Reich-wing grifters deepthroating their donor dick and cosplaying principles...you’re not rivals. You’re two reprehensible halves of the same rotting, treasonous coin. Both parties: same pact. Same soul-raping agenda. Same gleeful sprint toward collapse while real people eat the ashes. Keep LARPing each other’s bullshit while the whole fucking republic burns to cinders. We're all fed the fuck up. 💀⚖️🗡️

@townhallcom Vile, but I don’t expect anything less. Fuck her

Ana Navarro is SICK: “…maybe now that they have felt the fear themselves they will do something on gun reform!” What a disgusting individual.

@Matt_Pinner Eminem lol

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

Name the most iconic movie scene of all time. I’ll start:

@desert_starr_57 I feel this in my bones. Cuts me deep lol

LOL. Our last house, but yes. My mom and dad did buy me a nail gun for fixing things though.

To the people who say it was staged and they are mocking Erika Kirk

I may not be the skinniest. Or the hottest. I may not even have my shit together all of the time. But let me tell you somethin—I’m not a very good runner, either

@The_Epic_Mike Don’t take it for granted people. My mom died when I was 19. I know her fried chicken could have given us world peace. One more home cooked meal is a wish for me. If you can, make it happen with your moms. You won’t regret it

Nothing better as an adult than your mom making you a meal just cuz you came to visit.

@twisted_twins Let the Right One In

What’s your comfort horror movie?

@ThatChrisGore @TheAcademy Even the public image ltd section would be interesting. The part where he cares for his wife and she dies from Alzheimer’s would be devastating and captivating

@TheAcademy Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols

If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?

@ginamilan_ @andrewilliamsus The best parts of him ended up a stain on the mattress

@andrewilliamsus Your mom should’ve swallowed.

This bitch is always crying. Erika Kirk is the worst actress in the world

What is a movie that is critically hated but you genuinely love without irony

@TheCinesthetic Cyrano de Bergerac from 1950. Ferrer recreates the role for which he won a Tony and he won the Oscar for this movie. It’s poetry, it’s romantic, it’s chivalrous, it’s smart, it’s witty, it’s brilliant when it speaks of a man’s honor and being true to yourself. Should be bronzed

Movies that no one else remembers that you regularly think about.

@MediaSOI FWIW thank you for saying that. If it was my country’s mission and I was still in uniform, I would have no hesitation to defend you, your countrymen, your country’s interests. You are right. We are your American cousins and we’ve done much good together. God bless you & yours

Americans. The British think your country and its people are brilliant. You are our cousins, we have died side by side on battle fields, we will always stand with you. Ignore our fucking government 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

@AdrianneCurry My wife & I married at 18, had both kids by 20, and we wouldn’t have children if we didn’t have them by then. My wife has whipped cancer 6 times, 5 of those were basically every other year of her 20s. We couldn’t have more. We thank God every day for the boy & girl we were given.

@Kick_Champ In 1945, men had already served a few years in war, were married and had a few kids at age 20

Clavicular broke down in TEARS after finding out his girlfriend he met 10 days ago is PREGNANT, leaving him overwhelmed and in SHOCK after becoming a father at just 20 years old 👀

@zacharyebell @Fat_Electrician For funsies, make sure PBD has a communist there for @Fat_Electrician

I’ll do it and I can probably bring the @Fat_Electrician too