N64 Magazine Quotes

Hmm, a touch of the Overton's here - or Chronic FuSoYaphrenia as we in the medical profession prefer to call it.

This game wants to clone you a new 'ass' hole. Just bear that in mind, folks.

Another game wrecker this one. For 99 lives and all the remotes, enter M758FQRW3J58FQRW4! as a password. Remember to include the exclamation mark at the end.

If you've spent weeks locked in a darkened room playing Zelda, a trip to the newsagents could be the last thing you need.

However, we did manage to stick an arrow through the eye of the monkey. Top fun!

@DefaultDNB @CabanonGH

@CabanonGH The music is so bad 😂

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FASTEST 00 AGENT TIMES (Complete video evidence only, please) CAVERNS 1 | 00'04"28 (Stelios Giamarelos, Athens) 2 | 00'04"58 (Zahir Ishani, Surrey) 3 | 00'05"22 (Ryan Bledsoe, North Yorks) 4 | 00'05"36 (Gary Henry, Morecambe) 5 | 00'05"40 (David Nicol, Cambridge)

Perhaps the NHS should start prescribing courses of Banjo-Kazooie and Yoshi's Story instead of Prozac. It could save them a fortune.

@KiddMarine [It's all there somewhere and they're keeping it from us. The scamps.]

@N64Magazine Someday I'm going to sneak into Nintendo HQ and steal all the unreleased stuff. Mario 64 2, 64DD Mother 3...

Especially as Shigeru Miyamoto recently confirmed to a Japanese games magazine that the Super Mario sequel was "coming along" and that him and his vast team of code boffins had "Mario and Luigi up and running" in a two-player mode.

I really miss NGC Magazine.

When I asked the owner where all the N64 games were he said that thieves had broken into the shop the previous evening, left all the PlayStation games and stolen all the N64 ones.

The intro demo pans away gradually to reveal a drug-addled, maniacally grinning, hunchbacked GOBLIN WOMAN, ensconced safely in her bike.

We've got nothing against baseball although it is, plainly, tedious but this effort from Hudson is tragically awful.

Fortunately, now he's on board at 𝗡𝟲𝟰, we'll be making cruel Danish jokes until he whimpers like a small puppy.

Do you yearn for the days when games were real games? They were written in Basic, they took 10 minutes to load, and they crashed if you accidentally hit the 'break' key. But they were fun.

[Yup. Many such cases.] youtube.com/watch?v=lIeagL…

Does anyone have a copy of Terranigma on the SNES? I am willing to pay up to £15. Contact Harry on [redacted] after 3pm.

Why don't any one-player adventures ever star female popsters like Billie?

[Other than Nintendo or Rare, who produced the best music on the Nintendo 64?]