N64 Magazine Quotes

We're not talking bits of old sandwiches, Andrea's tin of slap-on grease and an A-Z of Lincolnshire.

(Laughs) It (Laughs) really is (Laughs) very gory. Nintendo haven't seen it yet. But, we expect they'll be all for it. (Laughs) I mean, Mario carried subliminal messages that encouraged kids to kill.

Are these the Lost Woods from Zelda IV: A Link To The Past? – remember all those false swords and the annoying robber?

This one's going to hurt – 900 notes and 100 Jiggys in the time it takes to watch eight episodes of Countdown.

And for this month's challenge we want your fastest times on Episode 1: Racer's Mon Gazza Speedway. Get racing and remember, the winner gets a lush new Makopad from Interact (01204 700139).

This eye-gorging, brilliantly inventive 2D platformer from Japanese developers Treasure is, indeed, a trove of fabulousness, effortlessly reeling in the player with its ingenuity and refusing to loosen its grip.

It's true! Someone has been making a mag just like 𝗡𝟲𝟰 Magazine. It's disgusting. It makes me sick just thinking about it.

Deface your family! Insult your friends! Terrify your pets! This gizmo is the absolute business, –

Fancy being on the telly? Games Master are recruiting gamers for their new series, which starts on Channel 4 in November.

@PixelCNinja "Stolen from" is the phrasing you were after. Mitchell Corporation deserve their props.

Puzz Loop - Arcade Did you realise Zuma’s gameplay came from an arcade original?

@N64Magazine What is Nightmare Creatures?

Gory gothic slash-'em-up – a haze of unplayability clouds the control system like a gaseous mound of chuff.

We think the Super Happy Tree is a cannabis plant.

We tried hard to like it, we really did, but four-player South Park just doesn't cut it.

[The GoldenEye 007 development team receiving N64 Magazine's 'Game of the Year 97' certificate at Twycross, England. Taken from 𝗡𝟲𝟰/13, March 1998.]

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Just by way of faction, and not, for example, self-indulgent anecdotery, I'm going to tell you about the time I saw the Mighty Ducks at Anaheim Stadium, Los Angeles.

@L33t_Institute [That's excellent.]

@N64Magazine Here's the ones I did on my old channel! youtube.com/playlist?list=…

[The Great N64 Magazine Games Challenge Book! As a teen (blue ink) that last challenge was tantalisingly outside my grasp. Inspired by #StarFox fever, I decided to try slay the dragon (black ink). I even managed the perfect game: all medals + full squad! "Never give up, my son."]

@TherealRoberto [It's got a nice Konami polish to it... in everything except the gameplay department, sadly. The other two games that you rented I think were more interesting (Bio Freaks) and simply better overall (Fighters Destiny) games.]

@N64Magazine I remember GASP. I think I might have rented it back in the day alongside Fighters Destiny and Biofreaks.

If Virtua Fighter is modern man, then G.A.S.P! is Bigfoot – an ugly, shambling, brainless missing link, notorious but unlikely to ever be seen by more than a handful of people.