rob diesel

Got second place at a beyblade tournament. This is for you clav. Pull through #wheremydomeat

@mepmerpmeow I got more better cards

part 2!

* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@zoeycyberkitty @TomHamill2 That’s dexters dad. Slow

@TomHamill2 if you look at the portrait you can see the mom looking absolutely drained while holding the "perfect" child. it's a silent confirmation that the family dynamic was always centered around dexter's ego

We saw it🖼️

@RobertDaleSmith Munch trainer

Dentist office was so confused when I asked to have the STL file. 👅 🖱️

@dyingscribe There’s danger in being a loving partner, it can be mistaken for having poor boundaries leading to a decline in respect and attraction and eventual abandonment.

imagine you had a stressful day and you’re tired and your girl wants to do stuff with you and you tell her no, and she throws a little tantrum. You love her so you’re going to probably go along with her If you were a bad person, you would say “OK we’re done”, break up and go to sleep. But you’re not a bad person. Which is why she knows she could do that to you

Forget about whovians and supernaturalists I’m a full fledged bob newbian #newbian #conformitygate

I saw a video of a toddler learning to count, upon reaching 7 he began juggling his hands joyously, exclaiming “6 7, 6 7”. This child first experienced this sequence of numbers through a meme.

Impidimp sounds like an negative epithet

What the fuck happened to the music associated with SpongeBob. We went from Tiny Tim and Ween to Miss poopy…

@Sinister_Sophia “ I got flustered when my tattoo artist participated in my kink” yikes.

Imagine calling yourself a radical feminist and then getting this mad over lesbians having queer dynamics of expressing their devotion to one another.

@ccclusi Fuck it, Rip them.

Ripsquadd show but no squad

@_claypot Hydra serperior pls

praying they balance this out with the next legends game cuz this is going to bother me until then

The sinnoh bonus evos feel like protomegas.

@_kevolution_ He’s so fucking cool he’s like the xenomorph if you think about it

Mega Feraligatr & It’s Shiny ✨ #PokemonLegendsZA

An angel spoke to me, it said… the truth lies somewhere in between… Hasan didn’t mean to shock his dog but he can’t admit he did. The taped collar must’ve malfunctioned. What a conflict.

@discodivekick You have no innocence or whimsy. He looks like the fucking Jurassic park logo and I’m picking him now. Thx

the designers at game freak are #washed cause why does mega feraligatr look like mega totodile

Fuck it. Zyndenburg

The blue crocodile has a big red hat, maga feraligatr

Sky rizzy is a goofy ass name for a medicine, nursing homes gonna have us taking zoopalywunnyzats