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@Chris_0mondi @principalkox It was the first thing that came to my mind 😂

@principalkox With all due respect, aroma cannot not be used where shonde is involved. Just Use smell or malodorous smell when addressing such.

Unatoa dame ngotha aroma za shonde zinaku hit

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️ @KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

@Wa_gacanja @osoroKE Everyday I learn.

@osoroKE Gari ni engine. Usiangalie numberplate

KDH?

@pgichangi @sholard_mancity @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care Nope, not yet. I ain't shifting simcards for that! USSD/STK is works though.

@Nelson_TheCodeG @sholard_mancity @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care Hi @Nelson_TheCodeG, Please try to the latest version of the app which resolves the issues you faced previously. Android v5.1.5: bit.ly/4mFrh9L iOS v5.1.3: apple.co/41LpaIc

Safaricom removed a perfectly working M-Pesa app and forced this ‘one app’ on everyone, for what? It keeps freezing, lagging, crashing, and can’t even search contacts properly. Now, after the latest update, I need a SIM card on my phone just to use an app in 2026?? Did anyone even test this thing before rollout? Nothing about this is better. Nothing. People are just enduring it because there’s no alternative. You can’t tell me I’m the only one dealing with this

@kilundeezy Si hio taa ni ile wanasemanga "light of the world".. 🤔😂

Kanairo sio kurahisi 😂😂😂

This our nation shall rise! #TukoKadi

The trio that we want.

Kesho Tunakomboa Nchi, kama post yako haina Ruto Must Go, ama anything REVOLUTIONARY,I won't dare touch it.

@GeophreyZen @mulinge_muteti_ I did.

@mulinge_muteti_ Who invited you in the first place 🤔

Advantages of occupying statehouse before 2027. We will be able to; 1.Dismiss the Kes 12 trillion odious debt. 2.Cut ties with IMF and world bank. 3.Nationalize our natural resources. 4.Expropriate and redistribute land 5.Arrest and jail all politicians and their families 6.Jail William kipchirchir Ruto

Mumama, 1. Give a rough estimate of how namy souls will be lost over government incompetence for the next +365 days compared to maandamano. 2. Name the politicians that initiated the call for maandamano. 3. What are the chances that after balloting there will be no maandamano?

Sing Along,,, "Monday ni kazi, Tuesday ni Maandamano..." 🎶 🎸 #RutoMustGo

@Kelvins_sergio @RodgersKipembe Mr. Morals, hebu address her pain? Wewe ni Fuck tu umeskia... Fuck you!!

@RodgersKipembe Trust me. These Gen z will burn the nation. Hawana discipline and boundaries.

A Gen Z euologizing her dad.

@Kelvins_sergio @IamMwirigi @RodgersKipembe Fuck off too!

@IamMwirigi @RodgersKipembe Why is she using the F word?

@Nyaburinyauma Pah

My son is born today and I want to give him a name with 3 letters, but I can't seem to find any. Can someone please help?

This guy William Ruto,is anything but intelligent or smart. I have sat down for days trying to understand his logic and I can tell you for free he is very far from intelligence and brilliance . Infact if the bus carrying intelligence was passing today, he would be arriving at the bus stop two days from now. Thats how far he is from intelligence What this man is,is a crook,a very shrewd crook with money and resources. No more nothing less. There is no intelligence or smartness being reflected from his actions. If he was smart,if just did just 50% of what he promised what he would do before election,we wouldn’t be where we are now. Ata kama ni kuiba,if he was smart,this is not how a smart person steals. This guy is literally eating anything he finds his way. He has the hunger of a mad man in the market. Ruto is grabbing land,hes taken over tiles business,LpG gas depots,construction,mining,Maize growing,wheat farming,sugar import,hospitals,insurance,banking,fuel imports,Avocados,Steel production and many more. Even condom importation,hes there And you can imagine its not like hes creating fair competition,its him coming in,pushing the existing traders aside and taking over where they were. Now look at this logic and tell me if you see any brilliance in that. Hes not scheming,HEs bulldozing his way through all walls. Anaenda tu! Ni mtu ambaye ana ujinga ambao hauna tiba. That is why he must Go. As soon as now. This is a man committed to burn this whole nation full of dreams and potential,just to ensure his stomach remains full.

We’ve mastered the art of demanding change while rejecting the very conditions that make it possible. How do you claim Maraga must seek backing from figures like Gachagua just to win? If his mandate is to confront corruption head-on, then forming alliances with individuals who have thrived within that same broken system only weakens the mission before it even begins. You cannot rebuild a country using the same blueprint that damaged it. Truth is, we don’t lack good leaders, we lack the courage to back them without attaching them to familiar, compromised names. That’s why the cycle continues. No rational citizen who genuinely wants progress would advocate for the return of political figures with decades in power and little to show for it. If alliances must exist, let them reflect integrity, people like Okiya Omtatah or Reuben Kigame, not the usual faces who have rotated through governments without meaningful impact. At some point, we have to stop asking whether a clean leader can win, and start asking whether we’re willing to let one!

@mwabilimwagodi2 Wacha tuingie hio Githunguri

I have been attacked by unknown people in Githunguri town they have locked me up in the DCC office.

@maywangari Oh girl,,, It's part of certified monkey business.. 😂

@maywangari & should I say the monkeys brought my neighbor's bra in my house, it's gonna be a problem? 😂

Not monkeys entering my house and eating my foodstuff 😭😭