Nemo Dtwenty

I love this. It's all perspective.

@darinsims I dont find ToEE to be interesting. Sorry, not really sorry all.

T1 The Village of Hommlet Greatest starting village. Great seeds throughout. It would be 6 years before we got the "sequel" I have probably run Hommlet a dozen or more times. I've never run the Temple of Elemental Evil.

@SandyofCthulhu Monkeys and Beetles, just pop crap. Give me Stones and Zepp and flush that pop.

Ironically their tv show was better than their music. I’m serious. The music attributed to them was okay - light pop. But the show was funny. At least that’s how I remember it. Dunno if it aged well.

@KasimirUrbanski Damn, Kasimir. I was just thinking we had not heard from the marching moron coalition recently. They must have broken away from watching TuckerReich long enough to type something…

@SandyofCthulhu why wait?

He shouldn’t worry because people with funco pop collections will absolutely be shot without trial in the first weeks of the revolution.

@WeeWheaton Condor, you are penniless. Even if it were a lie, which it obviously isn't, you couldn't afford to pay an attorney "to address it".

Someone tell this fat oaf that all Bill did was tell Steven to cease and desist telling people he was organising a convention HE WAS NOT AN ORGANIZER FOR. This is something Steven is 100% guilty of. If he starts yammering about $200 kindly remind him Bill, to the best of my knowledge, said nothing about that.

@Blackmoor_Film @bluedaypop Because you didn't make your chess club about "adventuring" to find a mushroom to make the perfect soup for the FESTIVAL!!!!!

@NemoDtwenty @bluedaypop Me listening to conversation at the chess club about 20 years ago. "How do we get more girls to come play with us?"

사실 돈법사의 조사에 따르면 D&D의 여성 인구 비율은 약 40%에 달합니다. 그러니까 샌디 피터슨은 그냥 개소리 하는 중인 겁니다.

@bluedaypop Note- I WISH it were 40% female though.

@bluedaypop Believing bullshit like this is why they can't sell anything. They don't know their audience and haven't been to a con.

@SandyofCthulhu I've never been to a convention that is anywhere close to 40%. It's rarely 10%, except in some specific game tables.

I absolutely do not believe D&D in the USA is 40%. How can they possibly determine this? People at conventions? Polls? Both self-select. You just swallow their numbers uncritically. Go LOOK at games in game stores, at conventions, at game clubs, and elsewhere. That 40% is untrue and WotC knows it. You may ask, how do I know that Japan is 70%? Well I guess I am also going by what a company tells me. BUT at the big Call of Cthulhu convention I attended in Tokyo, it was at least 70% female. Maybe more.

@KasimirUrbanski @nypost No, I think men must register. It wasn't automatically and it causes problems if you don't know/forget/otherwise screw it up and later apply for the military, student loans (some?), govt jobs, or a security clearance.

@nypost Doesn't that happen every year?

Eligible young men will automatically be registered for US military draft later this year trib.al/9QtIvyw

What if these guys were the main bad guys in your dungeon? Popping out of balconies in random rooms to heckle the players

@WeeWheaton Lenin and Stalin not white?

Meet the standard bearers of Nick's "America First" movement. Remember, "it's not communism if it's done by white people".

@KasimirUrbanski why even interact with these Brosr mouthbreathing retards?

I'm sorry but that is completely wrong. It is not the same, and only people who are incapable of understanding the game world as a virtual world would think it is. Imagine if in our own real world, there was some kind of alien force which arbitrarily limited the choices we could make at any point in our own time, for reasons that had nothing to do with nature or our environment or our planning. Like imagine if we could only go on a date on specific days once every 2 weeks. It's not because of some cultural convention or religious belief or anything really, but it's just that in our world that type of event can't happen during the interim period. And we would actually have to organize our lives around the fact that this mysterious force prevents us from doing that one activity on a regular basis. They would be no rhyme or reason for it but nevertheless that's what has to happen. Of course we don't realize that we are just player characters but the person playing us then would. And so they would know we were just puppets. And that makes it impossible to feel like the world is real. One one time literally brings in a restrictive alien force into the game world: our own time constraints. That unless you create a fantasy world where there is a reason why you can only do certain things on certain days, makes the world unreal.

Goblin Kingdom reacts with confusion as Gondor mounts a massive rescue expedition for a pair of puny Hobbits

@Nerdcognito Realmsbound is helmed by Eric Menge, and is a collective of designers, writers, and artists who are all fans of the Realms (including former TSR staffers and longtime Realms novelists). Wizards has no direct involvement, and hasn't seen any draft material. I'm contributing lore.

Romantasy this, degenerates!

@Nerdcognito [box] failed to follow BDSM safety rules

Got a player at your table that needs to be issued one of these?

@osgamer74 This is the way

In 1985, when I was 11 years old, I wrote a story called … THE NINJA AND HIS DEADLY TASKS Here it is transcribed in all its glory for your amusement 🧵 1/5

@Nerdcognito Lots of options but surely magic mouth followed by magic missile

Finally, the answer isn't "Fireball!" ..or is it?