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@HomeandAwayTV All the police need to do is dna/fingerprint the baggie. And why doesnt tane lock his damn door when he is out

Kerrie, we knew you weren’t a fan of Tane… but this is a bit much 😨 The dire consequences will be revealed... Stream on 5 | Watch on 5Star

@benonwine Bin men on strike rocking on 3 years

What the actual F***K has happened to Birmingham!

@talkSPORT Be nice to cap home games too

Confirmed! ✅

@elliereeves @CPSUK Where u getting this money from as you could invest it into the court system in order to speed up the trials so they aint waiting 3+ years for 'speedy' justice

Today, I have announced £5 million of funding for the @CPSUK to support victims of domestic abuse in the Crown Court. Victims will be offered a pre trial meeting with the prosecution. This will provide them with better support and ensure their voice is heard.

@STN_Airport Remember when we could drop off for free for 15 minutes....can we go back to those days as this is just pure greed unless you plan on investing this money into the surrounding communities.

From 00:01 on 19 March 2026, charges for the Express Set Down area at London Stansted Airport have changed: £10 for stays up to 15 minutes £28 for stays over 15 minutes The Express Set Down area is barrier-free, with payment available online, by phone, or automatically via an AutoPay account. Free drop-off remains available in the Mid Stay Car Park. Pre-booked parking options offer the best value for customers planning ahead. For the latest tariffs on all turn-up parking options: bit.ly/2M7GzoY

@J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC Drop all the firework crap before every game, get rid of many (if not most) of the GA+ tickets and give the seats back to gen joe supporter/fan

Unai Emery and senior figures have tasked #AVFC to look at ways to improve the atmosphere at Villa Park. Fan groups are engaging, with Villa open to suggestions. So what are the reasons behind the perceived decline in atmosphere? @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/70676…

@sheilatebra Does noone remember passenger manifests. Im sitting in my assigned seat for a reason.

Anonymous You board the plane and find a man sitting in your window seat, 4A. You: "Excuse me, I think you're in my seat." Him: "Yeah, my wife is in 4B. Just take my seat back in row 32. Middle seat. It’s the same plane, doesn't matter." You: "No, I paid extra for 4A. Please move." Him (loudly): "Are you serious? You’re really going to separate a couple on their anniversary? Have some heart!" Passengers start looking. You feel the heat rising in your cheeks. The pressure to just be 'nice' and dissolve into the floor is overwhelming. You: "I'm not moving." Him: "Everyone is staring at you being selfish! It's just a seat!" You: "If it's 'just a seat,' then you go sit in row 32. Your poor planning is not my emergency. Move." The Aftermath: The flight attendant walks over. He grunts, grabs his bag, and walks back to row 32. The wife apologizes quietly. You put your headphones on and sleep for 4 hours. The plane didn't crash because you said 'No'. The Insight: Manipulators rely on social awkwardness to get what they want. They bank on you being too polite to make a scene. They weaponize the "public eye" to shame you into compliance. But here is the truth: You aren't "difficult" for wanting what you paid for. You aren't "rude" for existing in the space you were assigned. When you remove the shame, you remove their power.

@fesshole Maybe the scarf is for his mum and now hes gonna give her knickers....not sure thats ok on your part to judge peoples purchases.

I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

@BenRinnes84 @ITV @ITVSport And most games are on ITV where as way back when all 6 nations games were on bbc

@BenRinnes84 @ITV @ITVSport Shame they dont have the rights anymore to 6 nations.

Middle of the first half and an advert - this is stupid @ITV @ITVSport If you dont do this for england football why do you feel the need to do it at the #6Nations Your ruining the game.

@ronsterd89 Dead battery

@ick_real Me myself and i and sometimes my mummy

Single people who live alone who takes care of you when you get sick

@hanriclontz Hi hello its me. 🙋‍♀️ Not had an abortion but I SUPPORT ALL WOMEN WHO MAKE THAT CHOICE

I've never met a girl who supports abortion who hasn't had an abortion. Big cope

@LegacySiu Aston Villa

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@emmerdale please invest in some decent legal advisors as no solicitors can make a few calls and fast track plea and bail hearings. Honestly get better advisors to your script writers, its so annoying when you get simple legal matters SO WRONG

@its_meeruy4 Then stop saying we have all this free time and we wont try to fill it up doing your job as a parent and will go back to our happy childless lives.

Unpopular opinion: A lot of childless women need to stop thinking that they can give out parenting advice!!!

@james_xond 5. Happy

If you're single: 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you?

@Iammonique05 And the mainfest says where you are sitting for a an unspoken reason, no swapsies

@TansuYegen Who has time for that 💩, ive got way better things to do

@TansuYegen Nah we aint, this is some chick doing it for the social. The rest of us go about the day as normal people

Singles on valentine's day be like 😂

@OG_GeorgyB @NotFarLeftAtAll @grok It has the cheapest pub in london it parliament, so no wonder none of em make sense or are asleep, they are constantly sloshed

@NotFarLeftAtAll @grok do MPs have access to free restaurants / canteens, or to a generous subsistence budget?

I’m sure most of us would love £94k or £7850 a month to sleep at work, just like Labour MP Carolyn Harris, without losing our jobs. I know I would

@ClownWorld Surely a cash tip is better than a tip via the app. Tax man dont need to know about cash tips 🤣

DoorDash driver checks the app sees no tip and leaves this note with the food “Lucky for you I didn’t bother the food… consider tipping your driver.” Then the customer answers the door holding a cash tip.