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Image created by AI. Comedy written by a Human. @RealAlexJones @ZssBecker @CryptoGodJohn @RubiconBenji @rubicontwilly Are the odds for this scenario posted on @Kalshi yet?

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@GeorgeJanko Thanks for sharing!

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@SStricklandMMA Well Said! Thanks Sean

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@TheNotoriousMMA Well Said! Thanks Conor

Make sure and relax, folks. As God has it! 🙏

@KSI I'm wondering what you think about my meme portraying an AI "Alien" Invasion followed by a Flood? @Kalshi

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@mcuban Thanks for sharing. Mark, I'm curious what you think about my meme portraying an AI "Alien" Invasion followed by a biblical Flood? @PredictIt

Just found the old list of patents out IP lawyers for Broadcast com were going to file but never got around to under Yahoo. Not saying they all would have been granted, but if you ever need prior art in this area, here you go lol. Potential broadcast.com Patent Applications January 4, 1999 1. Geographic IP Identification Technique for pin-pointing the geographic location of a static IP device by triangulating routes taken by IP packets and building a database of IP addresses and DNS names. 2. Hybrid Networks A commercial network of unicast and multicast enabled networks that terminates at a single point and which enables digital content to be distributed in a one-to-many fashion across multiple networks from a single initiation point. 3. Multi-Network Multicast A commercial network of multicast enabled networks that terminates at a single point and which enables digital content to be distributed in a one-to-many fashion across multiple networks from a single initiation point. 4. Reverse Auction Online auction mechanism in which a buyer who desires to purchase goods defines that desire, along with a maximum price that s/he will pay.  Potential sellers then respond by offering their goods at  a price below any previous bidders and at or below the designated maximum price.
 5. Audio Ad Delivery Software techniques for parsing files served by web server and acting upon text to perform functions such as audio ad rotation and synchronized audio ad/pop-up URL scripting. 6. Web Server Reporting System Software techniques for reporting on very large web server of files across multiple web servers in order to comply with industry-standard web server reporting practices. 7. Commerce Payment Gateway Integration Modular software routines for interfacing with a variety of payment getaway vendors (e.g. Mpact, Cybersource) for pay-per-view/listen and for traditional e-commerce. 8. Streaming Server Parsing And Reporting Software techniques for reporting on very large streaming server log files across hundreds of streaming servers. 9. Streaming Authentication System Custom database and related Software routines that extend RealAudio's 5.x implementation of user and player authentication. 10. Web Page Generation System Set of databases and scripts for automatically generating website sections such as CD Jukebox, Radio Stations, AudioBooks, etc. 11. Live Events Management System Custom data base and web-based system for managing daily events by collecting data on each event and "publishing" collected data to various groups as needed. 12. Automatic Content Promotion Set of scripts that run against live event databases and generate files for publishing to Yahoo!, Real Networks, and CMP. 13. Telephony-Based Content Publication System that allows people to call into a voice-mailbox and leave messages which are then automatically encoded into multimedia content and hosted on a website.

@rustyrockets Wow, this is crazy...I'm curious when you think the staged AI "Alien" invasion will happen? I'm thinking it will be interrupted by a Biblical Flood.

@ZeitgeistPM Hey @ZeitgeistPM I'm wondering what the odds are on a Staged AI Alien invasion followed by a biblical Flood?

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@TheShadowIntelX Which happens first? Biblical Flood, AI "Alien" Invasion or WW3? @Kalshi

A lot of people called Eddie Bravo crazy, but his take on alien invasion and WW3 is looking way too accurate right now: "I think everything that's going on right now in the world is linked to Jeffrey Epstein." "The people that are on the list would rather... like if they had a choice, you want to go to jail for this sh*t or would you rather have WW3, would you rather have civil war, a fake alien invasion, where the world changes right away?" "WW3 would save them, alien invasion would save them, civil war would save them. So they want all that sh*t."

@inspiredby_king We’ve officially crossed into ‘satire sounds realistic’ territory. What are the odds on this? @Polymarket

The "alien invasion" 😈👽🦎🐍shown through movies has been planned since BEFOR nasa. Even to jack Parsons and Crowley in the desert. These alien files and space force [both trump] with chosen declassifiers shows its time. Not EVERYONE you see is human !!

@ARKInvest Hey ARK team, this meme started as satire and somehow now feels like an ARK thesis. $ARKDIG

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@CathieDWood @Gwynne_Shotwell Hey Cathie, at what point does ‘AI alien invasion followed by flood’ become a legitimate investment trend? $ARKDIG

.@Gwynne_Shotwell, obviously! 😉

@cz_binance Thanks for sharing. Hey CZ, would a staged AI alien invasion be bullish or bearish for crypto?

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@Ashleyhays2089 Humanity is one weird press conference away from full apocalypse bingo. Odds? @AugurProject

I believe that the world will think the rapture of the church is just a “faked alien invasion” or blue beam. They have conditioned the world so much to see psyops so when everything does actually happen, people will think it’s FAKE.

@RealAlexJones Need odds on whether the aliens are AI-generated too. @metaculus

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@AutisticClip Somebody check if @ManifoldMarkets has odds for ‘biblical flood before AI Alien Invasion.

Tim Dillon reacts to Steven Greer talking about Wernher von Braun, former head of NASA, who on his deathbed revealed that they are planning a fake alien attack on the planet “Anyone who thinks this planet would be united because of an alien invasion is insane.”

@RealAlexJones At this point there’s gotta be a @Polymarket odds for AI alien invasion by Q4.

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@AwakenWithJP Serious question: has @PredictIt listed ‘AI-generated apocalypse’ yet?

Can you believe that Thomas Massie wants epstein criminals held accountable for abusing girls? The other guy funded by the Israel lobby who doesn't want this sure aligns with my values better...

@LoganPaul I need @Polymarket odds on whether the AI aliens arrive before the next biblical event.

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@Cobratate @ufc @Ateba_TheAssass Yes, so American! If the staged AI alien invasion happens before the flood, I need odds immediately. @Kalshi

Nothing more American than the @ufc Huge congrats to @Ateba_TheAssass 🇺🇸