@KhakiBlueSocks The Obama's I would be mentally exhausted with the Carters.
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@OOKAMI_SAMURAI7
Any and all information, about me is classified. Oni Ookami Kenshi Sama
Planet Bushido Beigetreten Ağustos 2012
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I'm going with the Obamas and it's not even close!
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
TTwo dinner invites on the same night... Obamas or Carters which one are you accepting? You can only choose ONE
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@KhakiBlueSocks I mean it's cost effective, leaves you satisfied and there's no risk of becoming a parent.
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Gives new meaning to the phrase "Get Excited".
fers ⭑.ᐟ@ishigamifers
Gen Z is preferring dr. stone instead of having sex.
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@OOKAMI_SAMURAI7 @KhakiBlueSocks I’m so disappointed in you. Go to the corner while I steal your booze and swords 🤣
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Okay two things:
1. Nobody owes you or anyone else in this world babies. If you wanna go off and have kids, then go off and have kids. But saying that people should be having babies to follow your timeline and reproductive schedule is truly weird.
2. It’s 2026, grandpa. Ain’t nobody getting Dopamine hits from Candy Crush anymore.
60 Minutes@60Minutes
“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp
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@blu_temptation Peachy Pineapple friend, I had a good doctor's appointment and job interview so I got a drink to celebrate.
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@PaulPescrillo @KhakiBlueSocks It was a different time when I could afford it. I'm good now!🤣🖕🏾🖕🏾
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@OOKAMI_SAMURAI7 @KhakiBlueSocks Didn’t you try to steal my kid at one point? 🤣
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@KhakiBlueSocks Bro it is always possible but we understand reality too but you're definitely a good choice.
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Megan needs to get an old Southern Otaku who will treat her right, cook some good food and recommend some good anime.
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Megan Thee Stallion seemingly accuses Klay Thompson of cheating in new Instagram story: “Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house... got “cold feet” Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be “monogamous”???? bitch I need a REAL break after this one .. bye yall”
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My son is very, very excited about this! I hear nothing but good things about Big Bachi!
AnimeTV チェーン@animetv_jp
【Official Teaser】 Kagurabachi TV Anime Scheduled for April 2027! (Animation Production: Cypic) ✨More: animetv-jp.net/kagurabachi-tv…
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@KhakiBlueSocks Jermaine Dupri was once married to Janet Jackson bruh all things are possible.
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@OOKAMI_SAMURAI7 I'm flattered, good sir. But I doubt Megan will want a slightly pudgy, newly middle-aged otaku like myself.
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@Crunchyroll how about yall add more episodes of Swallowed Star to the watchlist? 52 episodes it's actually a good donghua!
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@KhakiBlueSocks Man Klay is the biggest loser of multiple lifetimes how the fuck do you fumble Meg of all people! I just want my girl to catch a break.
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…man, how you fumble a bag like this?! Megan Thee Stallion?! You cheat on HER?!?
Maaaaaaaan, lemme put a ring on that finger. You come home, the house gonna be clean, the dinner gonna be ready, bath drawn, we gonna watch some “Assassination Classroom” on the couch!
Pop Base@PopBase
Megan Thee Stallion seemingly accuses Klay Thompson of cheating in new Instagram story: “Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house... got “cold feet” Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be “monogamous”???? bitch I need a REAL break after this one .. bye yall”
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Crunchyroll, I don't understand you AT ALL...
How on earth do you have Eureka Seven AO...and the Eureka Seven Movies...
BUT NOT THE ORIGINAL EUREKA SEVEN ANIME!?!
This makes ZERO sense!
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I just learned one of my favorite uncles just passed away at 78. OF COURSE I delay processed it and sounded unaffected to my dad, and NOW off the phone I'm bawling. T-T
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And this is why I love being a Louisianian!
J∅kër Kîng 👑@j0ker937
I bet a whole lot of ya are gonna get down to this!
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@OOKAMI_SAMURAI7 ...you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Rubber Chicken🇨🇦@Gunblaze1969
Handsome guy needs a name
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