Chinedu Mbawuike

The father/Husband is More Important Than Children. The mother/ Wife is More Important Than Children Children are More Important Than Father /Husband and Mother/ Wife .

@Mzevie_ That's a wart not blackhead

Huge blackhead extraction, wait for the result.

@pbtips_ Jacques

Challenge time: Name a random Music artist NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@pbtips_ Somo

@pbtips_ Toxic Chemistry

@Subtlychaoticc Speak to your mother to know her reasons for inviting him. She will come clean to you.. If she didn't think he was good for you, she wouldn't have invited him, she believes you can still make it work, I am sure you are the one that ended the relationship 🤔

@Obomatee Hmmn

Imagine showing up to your birthday party and your ex is there… invited by your mum. I’m not okay 😭

@_Faridat It's the fine ones that scatter the place

This morning, I used the toilet, and immediately after pooing, I washed up, closed the toilet seat, and flushed without realizing that the poo didn’t flush completely. I just left it like that. After some hours, I decided to take my bath. But before bathing, I suddenly felt pressed to pee. The moment I opened the toilet door, I saw something huge inside the water closet. I screamed, quickly closed the door, and ran out in panic. In my mind, I was convinced it was a snake!! 😭 I rushed downstairs in fear to call the security man, I almost fell on the stairs I told him there was a snake in my toilet. He said, Ahh, snake? I shouted, Yes, snake He carried some weapons along with a torchlight and asked me to follow him upstairs. I told him straight, I’m not entering the room with you. I’ll stay outside the room So we went back up. He entered my room while I stood outside, waiting nervously for him to call me and say he had killed the snake or something. After a short while, the man came out hissing. When I asked, “How far?” he said and I quote: “You shit for toilet no flush finish, you come dey shout say na snake. Abeg no try this with me again o.” Ahhhhh! At that moment, it felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. And imagine I havebeen forming big girl in front of this man all this time oo😭😂

@peace_igho Una wahala too much

Why are they not marrying Nigerian women?? 😭😭

A father’s sacrifice is wild… 😅 Man will skip meals, wear the same old shirt for years, act like “I’m not hungry” — just so you can eat like a king/queen. And the crazy part? He won’t even call it love… he’ll just say, “It’s nothing.” Lowkey… fathers are the most uncelebrated superheroes. 🦸‍♂️ Not soft with words, but heavy with sacrifice. Funny how the “strict man” everyone complains about… is the same man quietly breaking himself just to build you. Say what you want — a good father is rare… and priceless.

@Saadabidemi 😂 😂 😂 Weldone ma

I find myself in a state of extreme famishment. My cupboards are void, an my stomach is voicing it's discontent. Might you guys facilitate a two thousand naira endowment so I may dine?

@KekereO2 Unbreak my heart. TONI BRAXTON Soledad.. WESTLIFE Doing just Fine.. Boys2men Someone you loved. Capaldi There is no excuse for breaking my heart.. MLTR How am I supposed to live without you. MICHAEL BOLTON

Please recommend heartbreak songs 😭💔 if you have a playlist, just share me abeg. Recommend songs! Helllpppppppp😭

@pretty_nonye @NessieLuxeHair @chuks_nadia You just need a very good tailor that can make shirts for you that give adequate room for your bossom..

@NessieLuxeHair @chuks_nadia I’ve totally given up on that😹😭 Cooperate shirts especially

You people don’t know how hard it is for we with big boobs to see our dress size I’m size 12, but my boobs is size 14 If I buy size 12,it won’t size well,if I buy size 14,it’ll be oversized Make Una leave me o😒

@maxvayshia See me here o

If you are verified and support PETER OBI and other good people that can get Nigeria out of the hands of APC, comment and let us follow eachother.

Angel and her wife inspired me to show off my girlfriend 🥹❤️

@highchart I am pisces ♓ also

I’m Pisces, you?

@Princez_eve Between 1am and 5am

Midnight sex When he stylishly wake you up and you are a bit still sleeping while he…. See more

@Pearlskitchen4 @Princez_eve With head, you won't

@Princez_eve Wake me up from sleep for sex and I will remove ya teeth

@MarinatedTurks Stop listening to the rubbish they have to say. The lord would replace what you have lost 100 fold. Just keep yoiur head up

I don't blame any of you. It's Lolade that turned me into a chatter box on twitter. It's not your fault it's my landlady that disappeared with my money and all the bad investments of 2025. Mana nsogbu adiro.

@MrMekzy_ 1 and 4..

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@mrs_dimplesz @faesuwa 5000 naira

@faesuwa One account was updating X exchange rate one time. 😂😂😂. 1 ejikem = what ??

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