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Chinedu Mbawuike
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Chinedu Mbawuike
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THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY OF DOING WHAT IS WRONG. BUSINESS - LEGIT HUSTLE, FRAGHEAD, CAR/DRIVER , TECHIE/SALES . #AGBAFIAN,MUFC. CATHOLIC. EQUITY NOT EQUALITY.
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2023
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I heard that you are married. Go and focus on your wife ❤️
Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰@thatguytelvin
Hi, I don’t know you but I have a strong feeling you’d change my lifestyle for the better… Date? Before my old ways catch up with me.. 😭
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@MarinatedTurks He should step down.. We dont need another absent president
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@Sen_Adedotun Do I even have 2k In the account for 20k to get missing
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@miriamogb They touch you or not, the skincare would still be expensive so make people feel better as they touch u
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Unrelated: As an Ijaw girl, I used to think everyone cooked their soups with isam (periwinkle) while growing up.
Imagine the culture shock when I discovered that it was mostly a rivers/Ijaw thing and most cultures didn’t even use it. Some persons didn’t even know what isam was😭
Aaron Erefitei Favour@KingErefitei
As an Ijaw person: WHAT IS THE MOST IJAWISH THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN OR DONE?
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@Subtlychaoticc Speak to your mother to know her reasons for inviting him. She will come clean to you..
If she didn't think he was good for you, she wouldn't have invited him, she believes you can still make it work, I am sure you are the one that ended the relationship 🤔
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Imagine showing up to your birthday party and your ex is there… invited by your mum.
I’m not okay 😭
Ayo@Subtlychaoticc
Balloons on my page🎈 It’s my birthdayyyyyyyy
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This morning, I used the toilet, and immediately after pooing, I washed up, closed the toilet seat, and flushed without realizing that the poo didn’t flush completely. I just left it like that.
After some hours, I decided to take my bath. But before bathing, I suddenly felt pressed to pee. The moment I opened the toilet door, I saw something huge inside the water closet. I screamed, quickly closed the door, and ran out in panic. In my mind, I was convinced it was a snake!! 😭
I rushed downstairs in fear to call the security man, I almost fell on the stairs I told him there was a snake in my toilet.
He said, Ahh, snake?
I shouted, Yes, snake
He carried some weapons along with a torchlight and asked me to follow him upstairs. I told him straight, I’m not entering the room with you. I’ll stay outside the room
So we went back up. He entered my room while I stood outside, waiting nervously for him to call me and say he had killed the snake or something.
After a short while, the man came out hissing. When I asked, “How far?” he said and I quote:
“You shit for toilet no flush finish, you come dey shout say na snake. Abeg no try this with me again o.”
Ahhhhh! At that moment, it felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. And imagine I havebeen forming big girl in front of this man all this time oo😭😂
F. Dee🦋@_Faridat
Something embarrassing happened to me this afternoon, and honestly, I’m thinking whether I should share it or just keep it to myself
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Why are they not marrying Nigerian women?? 😭😭
Oku@oku_yungx
Bruno Onyemaechi, Super Eagles left-back, has welcomed his first child with his partner. Congratulations to him and his family ❤️‼️
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