Horace Wimp

My goal in life is to eat a big slice of pizza off a paper plate that is a little too small for the pizza and drink a cold can of coke

@Roman14541 @ratlimit So out of everything I said in that tweet, the language of origin is what I made up?

@OffDaPerc50 @ratlimit That would make sense if the English had colonized the canaries, but they dint

Canaries were named after the Islands, not vice versa. The Islands were named after dogs: Canariae Insulae, “Islands of the Dogs”. Case closed? Not quite! The eponymous “dogs” were likely seals. Sometimes there is more to the story. Some humility, perhaps, as you browse the web?

I got a bad habit of picking up and drinking half full beers I find at parties I’m gonna get aids one day doing that

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@animalkyat “You know, Miyazaki predicted all this”

俺のチャリにバカでかい鳥止まってて帰れないんだけどww

@KINILIX That’s my giant muscular shoulder

@OffDaPerc50 who dat in da mirror 👀

I guess there was a reason this toilet paper was so cheap

@tonyhawktruther And she probably didn’t hear so much as a thank you! He probably said “ummm where’s dinner?” Clown World!!

Meanwhile her bum-ass boyfriend, was probably sitting on his ass playing video games the whole time… Seriously! You can’t make this stuff up!

ESOBB: Empty Stomach One Beer Buzz: when it’s still a few hours out until dinner but you crack one open with the roomies to unwind

Matt Rifes “jokes” are offensive to comedy itself.

@autogynefiles My uncle trained really hard for the Olympics he was gonna go but he didn’t want to forget his roots

@OffDaPerc50 No you dont

Soldier and Olympic athlete are the two main career paths for trans women. And now we’re banned from both. We’re fucked girls

I like that although most video games they make the characters ethnicity undisclosed, nintendo is just "This plumber? He's italian. Oh yeah and the fox that flies a space ship? Irish."

@autogynefiles Because you have to train really hard to be an Olympian and/or soldier

@OffDaPerc50 What?

My name is anderdingus

The “night boat to Cairo” music video makes my roommate aggressive and violent because I play it too much

@kittensforever_ @u_m_a_m_i I fully believe that. Grace is so scared that he has to be sedated to join the team and wakes up with everyone else dead and despite that, he gets to work. Rocky was condescending and snarky but showed time and again that he really did care about the mission and Grace

@OffDaPerc50 @u_m_a_m_i practical effects ill give you. the ship design is quite stellar, but a "9/10 with layered characters" really????

Out of 10, how much of Project Hail Mary is “a quirk chungus in space?” The reviews are suspiciously high.

@fwbonnie__ Bro teddie chilllll the huzzz is watching!!!!!! We gotta scoooore

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