Bill

@briggityboppity I’m a fool for buckle

Blueberry buckle

I get most of my cardio these days from dodging my teenagers mood swings.

@MzSgtPepper She might just be after his monkey

I’m flying to Japan to interview this so-called girlfriend. Punch has been through a lot and I want to make sure he is making the right decision.

@THESagerbomb Those look fantastic and I’m not even a pancake guy

Sooooo good! Super fluffy pancakes from scratch with local apple cinnamon honey :)

@PlantRobinson Fascinating. The eyes are facing away from the target/victim/bystander, thus the manta must be relying on raydar

@Reeseforsure If you haven’t seen it, YT has their anniversary performance at Wembley of this with Linda Allen singing her vocals from the original recording. It’s fantastic

@AtwinGracie2002 I AM TRYING

guys. I like large boobles too. calm down. small ones just dont get enough love.

I confess that I am a small titty appreciator

neither “chickpea” nor “garbanzo bean” really capture what those things are all about

@briggityboppity Let’s just get ya right outta there, then, who wants a bit of chocolate, there, who’s a good boy

Imagine being a demon and getting exercised with the hershey's milk chocolate cross

@TracketPacer If drawn on sand, are they tanprints

i mean

i, for one, believe him

your honor you lowkey had to be there

@AnneHatfieldVO @TheBoydP Are there no O’scalators

Standing at the foot of Blarney Castle, I boggle at the steep, narrow climb. Is there a secret elevator for Americans? I look around.

@idiotpeach Hi to gym

I went to gym

I went to gym

@Cactuscali1991 Few years back my mom drops the bomb that her mom’s maiden name was Mc(Redacted) and I was like Why Is This Information Being Revealed At This Time Particularly Cool to be included, explains a few things, honestly

kiss me, i'm irish-ish.

@snugtf @bimbologymajor Between the dandelions and the purslane, that’s some nutritious eating there

😆

@Intel_Dork I have rocked that look many a time and it is indeed a mixed message

@PlantRobinson Fiend

Wanted for questioning: This werewolf is responsible for all of the muggings in the tri-state area. Do not approach.