EthanJames

Can MacKenzie Scott please pay the Senate to vote for gun reform

ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom

Cat's out of the bag - I made a movie!! It's called SWITCHED AT BIRTH. Critics agree - it's gonna be this year's big xmas blockbuster, so hurry and get ur tix now! Here's the trailer:

@elonmusk @wholemars BIRD FLY WITH WING SO IT MAKE SENSE PLANE GO FLAPFLAPFLAP LIKE BIRD NO?!

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Bodies are weird. I’ll just be hanging out and my brain is like man I could go for 1/5 of a chewy bar and then I remember I had 4/5 of a chewy bar like 20 mins ago, but set it down and forgot. Maybe the food knows it’s detached…

NEW VIDEO - Ford F150 Lightning Impressions: Better Than I Thought! youtu.be/J2npVg9ONFo

Wow I’m stressed. How bout some mouth sores?? -my body

Life imitates art

@Lowes Just saw it, thanks @Lowes !

@OthanEscarson I apologize for my delayed reply Ethan. I will be happy to assist. I have replied to your DM requesting additional details. I look forward to further assisting you.

Where is my order @Lowes??? order number 863612279. It’s been on “delay” for a week

🚨🚨School-Record Alert🚨🚨 Hannah Oscarson runs a 35:27.26 in the 10,000-meters to eclipse the previous mark set by eight-time All-American & HOF'er Jessica Neva in 2004. Ellyssa Peterson also moved into 5th all-time with a 35:53.22. #UNDproud #LGH #DrakeRelays

Kim potter is being protected by tax dollars in her mansion in Champlin MN, released on bond.

The protesters that were taken to jail last night are being held on probable cause for 36hr. Starting midnight tonight. Daunte Wrights older brother is sitting in jail for protesting the murder of his brother. Protesters are being cramped in overcrowded cells in a pandemic.

I never bring a mask with me because I can always count on the location providing one

FTR I reported it

Is there no vetting process on @apple maps? Found this today. wtf

Why can’t I add 30 seconds to my microwave when there’s time left on there from a past mission?