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@AntiWokeMemes You just cannot hate these people enough.

🚨Employees at Vanity Fair said they would WALK OUT if Melania Trump is put on the cover. One editor said "I will walk out the mother fing door and half of my staff will follow me!" What is your response to this?

@nobleisawinner @honeymoon250 I’m not sure, what vehicles do they make in Arab countries? Scud missiles?

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?

@hgfizban @fox5dc “Bored?” (Board). I suppose it could be Russel or Matt. What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo.

@fox5dc What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who is a professional cornhole player?

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

@MarindaVannoy1 @fox5dc Actually, for me, that was the hook. Especially because of the double meaning of the word “cornhole.” Come on, it’s hard not to laugh at this.

@fox5dc You lost me at "no arms, no legs professional cornhole player."

@JohnCleese As a somewhat accomplished humorist yourself, you might allow that there are others of that avocation. @GadSaad is a bit of an acquired taste, but he is on your side, I assure you.

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

@derekahunter Actually, they're both pretty fugly.

I'm comfortable with my guess, how about you?

@SchmittNYC The lights go off all the time. Not Trump's fault, but Castro's. If she cared about the people, she'd listen to them; they want freedom. I bet she stayed in the big Government hotel in downtown Havana and didn't even meet real Cubanos. Or patronize street vendors, or bring cash.

The face of a sub 60 IQ communist 👇

@angeldadjoe @GovPritzker I'm sorry for your loss. You'd think these open-border zealots like Pritzker would at least acknowledge your loss; perhaps even thanking you for your sacrificial contribution to their cause of spreading anarchy. If this sounds flippant, it's not meant to be. I stand with you.

.@GovPritzker, I saw your post honoring lives lost in Minnesota—standing publicly, naming Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and laying flowers in their memory. But where was that same compassion on January 19, 2025? That is the day my 20-year-old daughter, Katie Abraham, was killed here in Illinois. She was innocent. She did not knowingly put herself in the middle of an ongoing law enforcement situation. She was not making a dangerous choice. She was simply living her life—and it was taken from her. You have never said her name. You have never come to where she died. You have never acknowledged her publicly. And beyond that—you have never even responded to me. I sent you a simple, non-political letter. Not for attention. Not for headlines. Just a father asking for clarity, for answers, and for understanding of the state’s position. You never replied. And now, in the wake of another tragedy here in Chicago, your public display of compassion elsewhere—while remaining silent about victims in your own state—feels deeply disconnected from the reality families like mine are living every day. Instead, you continue to defend sanctuary policies that create the conditions where preventable tragedies like hers can happen. This is not about politics. It’s about leadership and accountability. When you choose to publicly mourn some victims while remaining silent about others—especially those lost under policies you support—it sends a message. Whether intentional or not, it tells families like mine that our loss does not matter the same way. So I am asking you directly: Where is your compassion for my daughter? Where is your acknowledgment of victims here in Illinois? And when will you take responsibility for the consequences of the policies you defend? Say her name: Katie Abraham. Stand where she died. Show the people of Illinois that every life matters.

@StBrBoOf @end3of6days9 He is trying to figure out if she’s just come from a party or bar. My guess is she’s been drinking. I’m pretty sure that’s his guess also.

@end3of6days9 To be fair it’s none of his business where she is going or where she is coming from. Very unprofessional. I understand small talk, but to keep pressing her on it is harassment

An officer pulls this woman over for speeding and asks for her driver’s license. She says she has it… but never actually hands it over. Instead, she gets on the phone and tells her friend she’s been illegally stopped and the cops are harassing her. While on the call, she reaches out and touches the officer — and the look on her face the second she does it is absolutely priceless 😂 Officers immediately pull her out of the car. While she’s on the ground (and still somehow on the phone), she tells the person “call the cops!” The officer calmly replies: “We are the police.” When will people learn to just hand over their driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance? 😭

@emzanotti @etxred67 Yeah, I was there last year. Guess how many people I saw wearing masks? If you guessed zero, you were right.

Every time this stupid Cuba trip seems like it has hit the apex of its own hilarity, someone comes along and just makes it so much better

@SabuzView @thegabriel72 Lock her up!

🚨BREAKING: Hillary Clinton says, "Americans who engage in misinformation should be civilly or criminally charged." What's your response to her....?

@nobleisawinner @honeymoon250 That’s funny. Don’t forget Captain Morgan, Captain Hook, Captain Bligh, the Captain and Tenille, and Oh Captain, My Captain.

Name a famous captain

@QueCharney01D @Primewave96 You are as much of an entitled piece of shit as she. They probably changed the law for cunts like yourself, but when I took Driver Ed, they said failure to sign a ticket would get you arrested. Littering is $1000 fine where I live. I was hoping it would end with her getting shot.

@Primewave96 She's certainly being rude, but that is her right. The cop is using the supposed littering in order to retaliate and go hands on. This is how a police state operates, not a free country, and this type of action happens 24/7. Most cops view citizens rights as a nuisance.

The Hurst Police Department has released body camera footage from a January 16, 2026 traffic stop to provide additional context. Officials stated that the decision was made to address public concerns, clarify misconceptions, and reinforce transparency with the community.

@ImMeme0 I was there almost exactly a year ago. I had people come up to me in the street telling me, “I love Donald Trump,” “ communism sucks,” and even, “YMCA.” The last one involved singing and dancing. In short, they may be disappointed with their reception.

🚨BREAKING: Code Pink leftist activists are heading to Cuba to tell people living under communism how terrible Trump and America are. I wish Cuba would keep them.

@Not_the_Bee Grok is much more self-aware.

I asked ChatGPT to give a thumbs up or down for all 100 senators. The results are ridiculous. All but 2 Dems got a thumbs up, all but 4 Republicans got a thumbs down (and those 4 Republicans with thumbs up are Murkowski, Collins, Romney and Britt...aka not real Republicans)

@Hot_Pepper76 Simple Minds?

"Alive and Kicking" (1985) This one had that bold 80s sound from the first note. Released right after "Don't You (Forget About Me)," it showed this band had plenty more left. Do you remember the name of the band?x.com/calmalgodown/s…

@RoisinHalner @BodycamVideos_ No, this woman answered every question with a question. Maybe you have met people like this? I know I have. She obviously did not understand the serious nature of her crime, and seemed completely uncontrite. She was so obstinate I thought it would end with her getting shot.

@BodycamVideos_ The cop is an idiot. Should have just taken her licence etc given her a ticket and gone on his way. Do cops get bonuses for arrests or something? Because they seem to want to escalate all interactions. I think it's usually just a power move.

@mikecarroll1974 @thegabriel72 I can’t believe they blurred out her face.

@thegabriel72 I can’t believe that was a male.

The Pierce County Sheriff’s Office released footage of a driver ignoring a crossing guard at a school and driving past him. Police confronted the driver, and an officer broke his window with his bare hands during the arrest.

@TrumpsHurricane @rls53ahQ7q76804 Some people say the earth is flat.

Kamala Harris says “Some people have said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for President." What is your Response to that ??