Poonis

Twangin on my nutsack like a guitar

@therealdea77599 I spent the last of my money on a bottle of Fanta I’m done

i really need that job cuz i am going flat broke this week

@Yungnostradamos boner alarm!

@P0ONIS Bet you like swirling your tongue around the little protruding bone at the ankle like it’s an ice cream cone huh buddy

I got an ankle sock fetish

@P0ONIS Oomf up

I’m da man

@Labrys0 Cause I’m goated

@P0ONIS Why do you keep appearing on my tl for no reason I have never interacted with you

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cumming with down syndrome is probably how it feels to get a double long-shot on peggle

@RaichuYellow Fuck you man. I know people who died in that shit!

@P0ONIS And here's why thats a good thing

My grandmother was eaten alive by midgets.

YES i pay for midget pussy YES i used to want to fuck the elmers glue cow and NO i was NOT in Thailand eating ladyboy butt in 2012 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

the xbox curb-stomps the pussy frickin sega dreamcast bruh

Please retweet my viral post , “If Central Park was Mud”

tung tung tung sahur

i just ran up to some old ass dude in a parking lot and sucker punched him in the back of the head

batman jacking his shit crazy style

@MisterGeode I want to go out like this. After my corpse gets stomped in, just throw me in a bin or something

@P0ONIS I dont even think my death would compensate this amount of aura loss

if you want me to follow you back you have to finish my halo reach obstacle course

she melts peoples penises with acid. Hope this helps!

highkey everyone in halo twitter knows whats up when you post cortana with a gigantic ass and big boobs I #likethat #ilikethatalot #halogoons

tried to name my character "miscarriage undergarments" in neir and the game crashed