Paddy O’Furniture

I remember being a squad leader, sitting in our platoon CP when Chuck Norris jokes first came out - crying because I was laughing so hard. Rest in peace and thank you for the morale boosts you gave to so many.

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The USS Gerald R. Ford has been at sea for 241 days. Her deployment has been extended twice. She is now heading back toward the Middle East for a third time, and the Wall Street Journal just published what the Pentagon does not want you to read. Sailors are missing funerals. Missing births. Missing their children’s first steps. The ship’s sewage system is failing, requiring maintenance calls every single day and acid flushes costing $400,000 each. Crew members are telling reporters they want to quit the Navy. Morale is described in terms that defense journalists have not used since Vietnam-era reporting. This deployment is on track to reach 11 months. The post-Vietnam record is 294 days, set by the USS Abraham Lincoln during COVID in 2020. The Ford will break it. And she is not coming home. Here is what the human toll tells you about the strike calculus that no OSINT flight tracker can. The United States Navy operates 11 aircraft carriers. The Ford carries approximately 5,000 sailors and over 75 aircraft. Extending her deployment twice, at enormous cost to crew retention, family stability, and mechanical readiness, is not something the Navy does for leverage. The Navy fights extensions. Carrier strike group commanders fight extensions. The families lobby Congress against extensions. Extensions happen over institutional resistance when the mission authority, in this case the Commander in Chief, has determined that the asset cannot leave theater. The Ford cannot leave theater because nothing has replaced her and the mission she was sent to support has not been completed or cancelled. Think about what “extended twice” means operationally. The first extension signals that the original timeline was optimistic. The second extension signals that the mission itself has changed. You do not burn through crew morale, defer scheduled maintenance, and risk retention crises across your most advanced warship for a contingency. You do it for a commitment. Now connect the dots. The Ford crossed into the Mediterranean on February 20, adding her air wing to the 500-plus aircraft already in theater. Nine C-17s carrying 700 tonnes of munitions are en route. Hundreds of personnel evacuated from Al Udeid. A P-8A is mapping the Strait of Hormuz. The IRGC is massing at the Iraqi border. Khamenei has activated shadow government protocols. Graham is lobbying for strikes. Trump’s deadline expires in days. And Witkoff just told Fox that Iran is one week from bomb-making material. The Ford’s sailors are paying the human cost of a decision that has already been made in everything but name. You do not break a post-Vietnam deployment record, destroy your crew’s families, and risk the readiness of your most expensive warship to park it in the Mediterranean as a prop. The $13.3 billion ship is not a negotiating tactic. She is a weapons delivery platform. And she has been held in place, at extraordinary cost, because someone in the chain of command has determined she will be needed. Sailors do not miss their children’s births for bluffs. The stage is not being set. The stage was set weeks ago. What you are watching now is the cost of holding the curtain.

Only one divorce allowed and you need to have $1.5 million by the time you become a GO. An interesting take on what makes the best kind of officer. Do you agree or disagree?

If you don't need an ID or proof of citizenship to buy a gun, why would need it to vote?