Paternity Fraternity

Fess up Gents! What's your score on these #NewDad confessions? #DadLife

What do you call Ryan Reynolds after he has 3 kids? Mini-Van Wilder @VancityReynolds

Hey @HamillHimself It's my beautiful daughters 14th birthday today! Our star wars baby! How about a happy birthday? #MayThe4thBeWithYou

“Here’s another conversation card - describe what life in the future will be like?” “Snakes.”@PaternityFrat #ToddlerLife #daddaughter

Fact: Dads are the worst to shop for. If you’re looking for a Father’s Day gift that isn’t a tie may I recommend some of the funny books or products (coasters, candles, calendar) I’ve written with @thedad team and @TheJoelWillis shop.thedad.com

I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat

My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.” #dadlife @PaternityFrat

Heavy eye-precipitation warning in effect. thedad.com/the-rock-deliv…

Don't mess with Moms... Just ask @LesleeOrantes or @badwolfacademy... Hell, or Dad's (@PaternityFrat), but especially Mom's.

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@PaternityFrat @MapleLeafs . #proudparentmoment..my 21 month old daughter just said #goleafsgo for 1st time.

Saturday morning brought to you by @Hot_Wheels, @sesamestreet, @ThomasFriends and dinosaurs. #dadlife @PaternityFrat

Urgent Care in Wildwood. Dr: "you may have pink eye, have you been around anyone that is sick?" Me: "my kid is in daycare" Dr: "yep, that explains it" #DadLife @PaternityFrat

Joining the multiple kids club this winter! Any tips on how to survive, dads? #patfrat #dadlife #excited #bringit @PaternityFrat

Just crying at Michael Buble's song "Forever Now". As a parent it hits home hard. #Fatherhood #Parent #Parenting #NewDad @PaternityFrat youtube.com/watch?v=VRvYu5…

"Mom, wherever you are, I need your help!!" thedad.com/pack-of-wild-k…

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My 1 year old starts day care in 2 days, how do I inform them that he can be a bit of a dick around nap time? @PaternityFrat #DadLife

@SenecaParkZoo is there a plan to add a changing table to the men's room in the Rocky Coast exhibit or should dads use the existing one in the women's room? @PaternityFrat

So, I guess you drink #Milk with your forehead now... Who new... @PaternityFrat #DadSquad #DadThings #DadLife #Brunch @LandOLakesInc @KempsCows #DairyFarmersEverywhereRejoice