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Nick
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Nick
@PhillyRepub90
I've never taken a COVID test. Unapologetic conservative and proud Catholic. 95% satire
Beigetreten Temmuz 2012
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I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport
As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence
“Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said.
“Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?”
He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector
I received a standing ovation
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@d_swalsh @3YearLetterman Dan, I take it you have zero championship rings
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You are so stupid, I bet you think you are one smart ass! Glad I was not the Ice Officer!
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence “Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said. “Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?” He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector I received a standing ovation
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@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews How about she votes to fund DHS and then makes demands?
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In a letter obtained exclusively by CBS News, Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) demanded that TSA immediately rescind its "shoes-on" policy, calling it a "reckless act" that may be placing the flying public at risk. cbsn.ws/4bPTY06
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@jameslindsey28 @MarvThompkins @surlybits @3YearLetterman Joel, Coach literally was unable to open the door at Hardee's this morning due to how many championship rings he has
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@MarvThompkins @surlybits @3YearLetterman Doesn't stop him from being both a liar and or a douchebag though. I also have to believe he made this whole bullshit lie up just to get slag dickheads to defend him on X.
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@jimmy_the_neck @3YearLetterman You sound like someone who opens doors with ease
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Today, on Good Friday, we mark a day of sacrifice. Some New Yorkers will abstain from eating; others will spend hours without speaking.
Faith, the Bible tells us, is belief in the things unseen. That belief is what will guide so many of our neighbors in solemn reflection and reverence.
I wish all those observing Good Friday a blessed day of peace.
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@JdotgdotChan @3YearLetterman How's never getting seated at Beef O' Brady's?
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@ChunkPierce @3YearLetterman You just announced to the world you turn door knobs with ease
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@gerardtbaker You might to delete this. Coach literally was unable to open the door at Hardee's this morning due to how many championship rings he has
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Might want to brush up on your Latin there, man.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨🚨 BRAKING 🚨🚨 My sources have confirmed that President Trump has officially impeached (Latin for “Terminated”) Pam Bondi from her position as attorney general She was the first woman to hold this roll, released the Epstein files, and never lost a case I’m speechless
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@mioff6969 @3YearLetterman @PerlaMiseriax @trapperkeeper @JanetReno @JanetJackson @SamuelLJackson @Snake_store2 @snakestakes @LiquidPlumr @DC_Draino @Whitesnake Tell me you've never been seated at Beef O' Brady's without telling me
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@3YearLetterman @PerlaMiseriax @trapperkeeper @JanetReno @JanetJackson @SamuelLJackson @Snake_store2 @snakestakes @LiquidPlumr @DC_Draino @Whitesnake Tell me you're a spam account without telling me you're a spam account by posting a picture of Megyn Kelly in an article about Pam Bondi
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🚨🚨 BRAKING 🚨🚨
My sources have confirmed that President Trump has officially impeached (Latin for “Terminated”) Pam Bondi from her position as attorney general
She was the first woman to hold this roll, released the Epstein files, and never lost a case
I’m speechless
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Here is an American FACT that Japan twitter must accept
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@clashreport All of these countries combined have zero SEC championships
@3YearLetterman
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The United Kingdom is hosting a meeting with the following countries to discuss the situation in the Strait of Hormuz:
🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇺 Australia
🇧🇭 Bahrain
🇧🇬 Bulgaria
🇨🇦 Canada
🇨🇱 Chile
🇭🇷 Croatia
🇨🇿 Czechia
🇩🇰 Denmark
🇪🇪 Estonia
🇫🇮 Finland
🇫🇷 France
🇩🇪 Germany
🇮🇹 Italy
🇯🇵 Japan
🇽🇰 Kosovo
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇱🇹 Lithuania
🇲🇭 Marshall Islands
🇲🇩 Moldova
🇲🇪 Montenegro
🇳🇿 New Zealand
🇳🇬 Nigeria
🇲🇰 North Macedonia
🇳🇴 Norway
🇵🇦 Panama
🇵🇹 Portugal
🇰🇷 South Korea
🇷🇴 Romania
🇸🇮 Slovenia
🇸🇪 Sweden
🇳🇱 Netherlands
🇹🇹 Trinidad & Tobago
🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates
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BREAKING: Ships wanting to travel through the Strait of Hormuz reportedly being asked to pay fees in yuan to get a "secret passcode"
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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @RudyGiuliani Explain how Islam fits into a monarchy where the monarch literally believes she or he was ordained by God to rule?
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"I'm increasingly concerned that a lot of you guys seem to have this idea that we're literally being overrun by Muslims..."
Piers Morgan responds as Rudy Giuliani calls King Charles a 'Muslim monarch'.
Watch more👇
📺 youtu.be/svND9fNBiAw
@piersmorgan | @RudyGiuliani
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NEW: Vaping is linked to lung and mouth cancer in major study, as experts warn: 'It is not safer than smoking' - Daily Mail
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